BISON BUTT, Montana - (Satire News) - When little Norma Sue McVentura was only 5, she noticed that she already had a bigger rack than her two older cousins, who were 16 and 17.
Norma Sue's mom actually bought her, her very first training bra at the age of 6.
Needless to say when Norma Sue entered the second grade her titties were already bigger than most of the female teachers who ranged in age from 28 to 53.
And when Norma Sue entered high school, she easily made the cheerleading squad. However, she was not allowed to jump around too much for fear that she would knock out one or more of the other cheerleaders with her gigantic-as-hell knockers.
Norma Sue McVentura-Funtfiller is now 29, and she is happily married to an extremely happy plastic surgeon, named Dr. Clyde Funtfiller, 38, who specializes in breast reduction surgery.
Mrs. McVentura-Funtfiller told her landscaper that she could very easily breast feed a lumberjack camp, if she had too.
Her husband has suggested that he could go in and take at least eight pounds of breast tissue from each breast and she would still be a very sexy looking D-cup.
SIDENOTE: Norma Sue thanked him but said that for now, she is quite content to have the biggest boobs in all of Montana, and possibly Wyoming as well.
