Snow balls will soon be made illegal in Canada, just before winter sets in, as decreed by His Lord and Worship, Justin Trudeau. (aka, Al Jolson.)
Trudeau’s ratings have fallen in the polls. Canadians on all sides of the aisle don’t like the guy anymore. Too many scandals, too much blackface, too much of a silver spoon still jammed up his affluent, pretty-boy asshole. (I wonder if he was secretly handed Melania’s or Ivanka’s private cell numbers … we’ve seen those doe-eyed looks they gave Justin, dirty Trump girls ... does Trudeau’s wife know? Does he have a little black book, getting thicker when he travels the world?)
So when certain words can get you behind bars – not protected speech, but weaponized speech – one can only resort to action.
Which is what Trudeau is afraid of.
In all northern countries, a potential weapon falls every year from the sky. And if there’s ice or a stone inside that snowball – that’s terrorism, buddy! A loaded gun, a ball with bruising power – you could take someone’s eye out, dang nabbit!
So Justin says snow balls will be made illegal as long as he is the PM. He is accustomed to making or invoking laws that protect him from his people … aka, the unwashed scum, the “fringe minority” … those bastards, known as The People, who think they own the democracy and who might just think they have the right to tell their leader what they really think of him.
Justin might AGAIN have to enact an “Emergency Measures Act”. What constitutes an “emergency”? Whatever the fuck Justin says it is! Do you dare question him? Into the dungeon with you, filthy peon, scum, rabble – see the violence inherited in the systrem! If you see him on the street, Thou Shalt Bow Down and Not Cast Thine Eyes Upon His Esteemed Visage! (I think this is a new upcoming law still being written … in very ancient language, which makes it sound official and written-in-stone, no matter how ridiculous it is.)
The silver spoon has spoken … no more balls! (of snow, that is.)
