British Sexpots Cheryl Cole and Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The New James Bond Movie, "James Bond And His Sizzling Sex Romp With Two Sexy Russian Spies"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 25 August 2022

image for British Sexpots Cheryl Cole and Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The New James Bond Movie, "James Bond And His Sizzling Sex Romp With Two Sexy Russian Spies"
The explicit scene with Hurley, Cole, and Craig in this shower stall earned the movie an X-rating.

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Bees Knees News reporter Ginger Beer, recently met with Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole at the ritzy Restaurant Gordon Ramsay.

The two British women will soon be appearing in the latest James Bond motion picture titled, "James Bond And His Sizzling Sex Romp With Two Sexy Russian Spies."

The film will star Daniel Craig and will center on Bond and two gorgeously sexy Russian spies Emma Ettavich and Sonja Dillychev, played by Hurley and Cole.

The movie is being produced by Spitfire Films in association with Castle Moat Pictures. Noted English producer Reginald Crosswicket says that the movie will be filmed on location in several of the world's most beautiful places including Dubai, Paris, Singapore, Rio de Janero, and Cleveland.

Elizabeth and Cheryl's characters will become involved in a hot, sizzling, romantic menage-a-trois with James Bond.

The film will have an X-rating due to the erotically sensuous shower scene between Emma, Sonja, and James Bond.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more