'Supreme' Amy Conant Bryant to Give Summer Class - 'Next, Getting Rid of Abortion Pills'

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 27 August 2022

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Take the red pill, you see how far this conspiracy goes...

Ex - law professor and Supreme Court member, Amy Bryant will give summer courses at her radical religious group's - 'People of Praise' church in South Bend, Indiana.

If Religion dominates your life - apply.

She is one of the leaders of the cult - like group that is well know for Talking in Tongues - one of the special gifts from God - (they believe).

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Courses are:

- Political Action to get Rid of Abortion Pills

- Achieving an America 100% Free of All Birth Control - (including Condoms)

- Basic Talking in Tongues

- Advanced Talking in Tongues

- Religious Writhing for Females

- Religious Writhing for Males(taught by Amy's husband)

- is Religious Ecstasy Orgasmic?

- A Short History of the Two Virgin Popes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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