Rhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 3 August 2022

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The NRA says that the only guns found in Rhode Island are water guns.

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The people of Rhode Island have spoken, and they have made it abundantly clear that the automatic weapons group is not welcome in their state.

The Rhode Island Senate voted 98-1, with 1 abstention, to kick the NRA's ass back to wherever the hell they are headquartered.

A spokesperson for the NRA reportedly commented that Rhode Island is a very, very tiny state, with hardly any inhabitants.

The spokesperson also added that the only guns found in R.I. are water guns.

In Other NRA News - BuzzFuzz is reporting that the NRA is losing members at the rate of 6 every 7 minutes.

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