There were 409 spoof news stories published in August 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Tri-Moon Films in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the motion picture based on the life of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The movie's title is "Hey Y…
Read full storyThe Erotically Sexy Liz Hurley Agrees To Film A Commecial For McDonalds
CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corp. has just struck gold as they have signed the beautiful, sexy, sensuous British actress Liz Hurley to film a Mickey D's commercial. Miss Hurley has agreed to appear wearing an extremely tin…
Read full storyA McDonalds In Alabama, Which Is The Reddest State In The Nation Names A Limited Burger After Donald Trump
COTTON PANTIES, Alabama - (Satire News) - The New Orleans Recorder-Chronicle Newspaper recently did a piece on the "Reddest" state in the entire nation. And the winner was the okra producing state of Alabama. Recorder-Chronicle reporter Bacardi…
Read full storyTaco Bell's Queso (Cheese) Is Named The Best In The Fast Food Industry
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just named Taco Bell's Fiery Hot Queso as the best in the fast food industry. Reporter Paloma Sonoma, with AFNA said that her agency conducted test tastes from o…
Read full storyThe Sensuously Sexy Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Ecstatic At Being Signed To Appear In a Crotchless Panties Commercial For Victoria's Secret
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene loves the new-found physical and sexual interest in her that she is now receiving. According to Armada Aquatina with The Cosmos News Service, the blonde babe, as former lover Matt "Potato Head"…
Read full storyA German World War II Bomb Has Been Found In The Buckingham Palace Basement
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Officials at Buckingham Palace are shaking their heads wondering how in the bloomin' world a Luftwaffe Bomber bomb ended up in the basement of Buckingham Palace. The officials called in a special British munitions bomb dispo…
Read full storyThe Whole Foods Supermarket Food Change Is Changing It's Name To a Much Better Name
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest organic natural food supermarket chain in America has just made a name-changing announcement. A franchise spokesperson, for the company that is owned by Amazon owner Jeff Bezos, has informed the news me…
Read full storyElon Musk Is Developing The Ultra-Modern Tesla Flying Car
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, the gazillionaire whose brain never, ever stops being creative has just announced to the modern world that he currently has the brightest automotive brains in the entire world working on his new Elon Musk Te…
Read full storyThe London Daily Informer Newspaper Has Just Named The Top 10 Pubs In London
LONDON - (Satire News) - The London Daily Informer Newspaper, has just listed a list of The Top 10 British Pubs in London. Daily Informer reporter Benjamin "Big Ben" Viking compiled the list after the newspaper asked its readers to submit their c…
Read full storyThe Huntress Ran Out of Rocket Politics
NASA has named its latest rocket to the moon, Artemis. She was the Greek goddess of the hunt and the moon (among other things – childbirth being one … America’s abortion schism problems are heading to the moon!) This rocket is apparently the most…
Read full storyRhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The people of Rhode Island have spoken, and they have made it abundantly clear that the automatic weapons group is not welcome in their state. The Rhode Island Senate voted 98-1, with 1 abstention, to kic…
Read full storyThree of The Country's Top Mafiosos Meet To Discuss Donald Trump
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Brooklyn is that three of the underworld's top Mafia bosses met to discuss the situation regarding Donald Trump. The Cloud 9 News Agency is reporting that the three high-profile crime fam…
Read full storyBritney Spears Autographs One of Her Favorite Bras And a Pair of Her Panties And Presents Them To President Biden
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears says that one of her greatest thrills ever, was when she voted for President Biden. Spears even placed a Las Vegas bet that Biden would kick the Trumpturd's ass, and as a result she won $1.7 million. W…
Read full storyBritish Sexpots Cheryl Cole and Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The New James Bond Movie, "James Bond And His Sizzling Sex Romp With Two Sexy Russian Spies"
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Bees Knees News reporter Ginger Beer, recently met with Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole at the ritzy Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. The two British women will soon be appearing in the latest James Bond motion picture titled, "Ja…
Read full storyFingering the Statue of Liberty
Architects have been hired to give the Statue of Liberty a bit of a face-lift and a body-lift. Instead of the Statue holding a book and raising a torch, she will instead be holding an AR-15 and raising high the middle finger, telling people from o…
Read full storyBuckingham Palace Announces The Reason Why Queen Elizabeth Will Be Traveling To Cuba
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BuzzFuzz News Agency (UK) has learned that Queen Elizabeth will be traveling to Cuba in the near future. The 96-year-old Royal monarch of England says that she still enjoys getting on a British Airways PLC jet and fl…
Read full storyThe Reason Why The Name Johnny Is Now The Most Popular Boys Name In Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Satire News) - Sandstone, the Afghanistan national news agency, has just reported that the most popular male name in the Taliban-controlled country is no longer Mohammad, Abdul, or Ahmad. Sandstone has revealed that the most…
Read full storySal Goombalini The #1 Mobster In The Nation Tells Trump He Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - The head of the biggest mob family in America has just let it be known that he wants to buy Trump's Mar-a-Lago mansion complex. After checking with The Florida State Commission on Property Values, Salvatore Goo…
Read full storyBiden Claims Brown Hash Marks On Skivvies “Not His”
BILLINGSGATE POST: Already accused of having a brain missing a synapse or two, something even more sinister may be lurking in the backend of Joe Biden’s Fruit-of-the-Loom ball-huggers. Most men his age rely on their carefully honed instincts when…
Read full storyA British Scientist Discovers An Ingredient That When Put Into a Crumpet Will Do Away With Female Cellulite
LIVERPOOL, England - (UK Satire) - According To Tickety Boo News, a noted UK scientist has just discovered an ingredient that when put into a crumpet will remove unsightly women's cellulite in just 4 or 5 applications. Dr. D. Teodore Bissenbister,…
Read full storyTrump of Many Countries
If Trump becomes the El Presidente of America in 2024, he says he has come up with a new idea that’s “just crazy enough to work!”, he told his diaper-fitter. “Why should I just be the leader of one country … why not more than one? Maybe fifty coun…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene's Gorgeously Sexy Daughter Said She Learned All About Sex From Her Hot, Sexy Mommy
BOSTON - (Satire News) - RumorLand News has just broken the story about Tina Peckatini, who is the 27-year-old daughter of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. Reporter Zackary Yukon learned that Miss Peckatini is attending college in Beantown (B…
Read full storyA Major League Baseball Umpire Is Suspended For Throwing Gang Signs During a MLB Game
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - A veteran MLB umpire has received an 8-day suspension from baseball commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, umpire Tony "Strike! Azalea received the suspension for his illegal gesture, w…
Read full storyScotland Has Just Purchased a Destroyer From Japan
EDINBURGH, Scotland - (Satire News) - Scotland's Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon has just informed the Scottish people that Scotland has just purchased a destroyer from Japan. The first minister stated that the reason for the purchase is so that S…
Read full storyClimate Change is a Problem for Whacking
In the good old days, when the mafia owned Las Vegas, a wiseguy could whack an enemy, dump his body in a barrel and throw him into Lake Mead. It would take a long time and a lot of decomposition, before the body was found. If ever. Now that water…
Read full storyCanada is Anti-American - Banning U.S. Handguns - and All Handguns
Canada has officially banned imports of all handguns into Canada. This of course, hits the Multibillion American gun industry the hardest. It could cause a depression in the U. S. And how are young Canadians to train for their own future…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle Denies Ever Dating Mobster Pistachio Goombalini
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just uncovered photos of Donald Trump Jr's, fiancee Kimberly "Lips of Love" Guilfoyle parked at the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles sitting in a 2023 Lamborghini with none other than Pistachio Goombali…
Read full story'Supreme' Amy Conant Bryant to Give Summer Class - 'Next, Getting Rid of Abortion Pills'
Ex - law professor and Supreme Court member, Amy Bryant will give summer courses at her radical religious group's - 'People of Praise' church in South Bend, Indiana. If Religion dominates your life - apply. She is one of the leaders of the cu…
Read full storyFirst US Woman To Land On Moon In 2025
Wow! Finally, a woman will get to go to the moon and presumably walk on the lunar surface. The blast off to the moon will happen late in 2025 aboard the Artemis III mission. Given that all systems are GO to the moon with a promised walk on the lu…
Read full storyTucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden
Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson, in response to the FBI Raid of former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida, has identified Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and boogeyman of the far right, as the agent leading th…
Read full storyRussia Launches a Submarine That Can Carry 17,000 Sailors
VLADIVOSTOK, Russia – (World News) – The Kremlin Voice reports that the Russian government has just annonced that they have launched the largest submarine in the history of naval vessels. The submarine named The President Vladimir Nikita Putin is…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Agrees To Record a Song With Elton John
LONDON - (Satire News) - True Dat News has just broken the story that her majesty will be heading into the recording studio to record a song with her favorite singer Elton John. A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace said that Queen Elizabeth became…
Read full storyKFC Closes All of Their Restaurants in Cambodia Due To The Dreaded Cambodian Chicken Mite Infestation
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the jungle country of Cambodia is that KFC has shut down every one of their 36 fast food restaurants. The reason according to WHO (World Health Organization) is because the Asian country ha…
Read full storyMakers of ‘Secret Hitler’ Game Launch Special Australian Edition: ‘Secret Health Minister’
The original social deduction game Secret Hitler was released in 2016 and involves players dividing into teams of liberals and fascists. One player is designated as the Secret Hitler, whom the liberals attempt to identify before the fascists can have…
Read full storyBudweiser Asks POTUS For a $13.4 Billion Bailout
ST. LOUIS, Missouri - (Business Satire) - Metro News Service reporter Joaquin Cerveza, has just informed the American public that the huge beer company, Anheuser Busch, which is known as Budweiser, has asked President Biden for a substantial bailout.
Read full storyWhen The NFL Owner of The Team Says Bend Over - The Cheerleaders All Bend Over
MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones runs the show, pretty much all by himself; with a little help here and there from his two sons, who pretty much no one knows the names of (other than their wives and kids…
Read full storyCamel Coffee from Kenya
Kenya is coming up with a wonderful new type of coffee, which surely will be sucked up by Starbucks and sold to suckers at an outrageous price. Why not put a splash of camel milk in your coffee? A cafe owner in Nairobi has invented the “camel-ccin…
Read full storyHoly Marriage in Las Vegas
Marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and it is sacred, blessed and ruled over by GOOOOOOOOOD! [Listen to those heavy metal lyrics!] God is there when Mr and Mrs are going through a wedding chapel drive-thru in Las Vegas, the groom dresse…
Read full storyMiss Cambodia World Alleges That Donald Trump Grabbed Her Ass During The 2013 Miss World Beauty Pageant In Moscow
JUNGLE BOOTY, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Jungle Time News has just broken the nine-year-old story that The Trumpturd openly grabbed the sexy ass of one of the beauty contestants during the Trump-owned 2013 Miss World Beauty Pageant, which was held in…
Read full storyStephen Curry and His Wife Agree To Film a Commercial For Paul Bunyon Glow-In-The-Dark Condoms
SAN FRANCISO - (Satire News) - The NBA Finals MVP Stephen Curry of The Golden State Warriors, has just announced that he and his wife Ayesha have agreed to film a commercial for the Paul Bunyon Condom Co. The Currys told Sportsapalooza writer Pia…
Read full storyMan shocked to realise that Ryan Giggs is a better poet than he is
Maurice Fitzwiilliams, who has been writing poetry since he was six, and is now 77, is shocked to realise that Ryan Giggs is still a far better poet than he will ever be. A morose Mr Fitzwilliams told us: 'It seems so unfair. Here I was, writing p…
Read full storySelf-Driving Car Might Run Over a Few Children - As Robot System is Refined
A Tesla electric car was given a test of its Robotic Self-Drive Mode by New Dawn, a non-profit Group. You just sit there playing cards or having sex (lady's choice), while the car goes to its destination. Unfortunately, in a real-world test,…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Nude Again!
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - One of the most popular politicians in recent Washington D.C. history is Marjorie Taylor Greene. Hollywood's Bedroom Pillow Talk recently reported that MTG has had more boyfriends than all five of the Kardashian sisters…
Read full storyThey’re Gonna Need A Bigger New York
New York is suffering under the wrath of the shark! Sharks have been eating people, sometimes with mustard or hot and spicy salsa, and washing up on NY beaches, wondering where Steven Spielberg is at. Spielberg has commented: “No, there have been…
Read full storyAmerica’s Big Boom
A little known fact, except on anniversaries like Hiroshima Day, is that the United States of America is the ONLY country to have ever dropped a nuclear bomb on another country. When America first tested its bomb at Alamogordo, New Mexico, they di…
Read full storyAmericans Buy Italian Village House for $1 - Have Now Finished Renovations
"We couldn't afford to live in America anymore, the young photogenic couple from California (Lance and Gigi) said. Houses there are $200,000 - $300,000. We saw these great little houses for $1 in Pagliacci, Italy. We've been here a year. Food…
Read full storyLesbian Dance Theory – Make Some Noise!
Aaaaaaah yeah, you sexy bitches, are you ready for another session of Lesbian Dance Theory? Come on – make some noise! All you sexy lesbians in da house, it’s time for some dance theory! Can a lesbian dance better than a non-lesbian? If a le…
Read full storyNY City Mayor Eric Adams Responds to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott
(NYC) Following the inane, misguided pre-election publicity stunt by Texas Governor Greg Abbott to send busloads of apprehended illegal immigrants to the Big Apple, Mayor Adams has reciprocated in a magnanimous gesture of interstate cooperation, by s…
Read full storyThis Episode of 'Your Gardening World' - 'Make a Home for the Dear Little Birds'
Hello - this is Margaret, from my little garden in Hampshire - where all the pigs grow up - and we get lots of their yummy - (but smelly) droppings. You can smell them in the air also many times, when the wind is just right. The Thatcher Netw…
Read full storyThrowing Illegal Snowballs in Trudeau’s Blackface
Snow balls will soon be made illegal in Canada, just before winter sets in, as decreed by His Lord and Worship, Justin Trudeau. (aka, Al Jolson.) Trudeau’s ratings have fallen in the polls. Canadians on all sides of the aisle don’t like the guy an…
Read full storyJeffrey Epstein Sighted At Palm Beach Massage Parlor
BILLINGSGATE POST: “Reports of my death were slightly exaggerated,” explained Jeffrey Epstein, who was sighted coming out of a Palm Beach massage parlor by roving crack reporter, Detrick “Dirty Tricks” Detwiler. It was Detwiler who was assigned th…
Read full storyBig Farma Controls the Stomach, and thus, the World
Big Farma is taking over the world, jacking up prices on every tomato and pickle that comes out of the ground, and no one is doing a damn thing about it! So many farmers have a strangle hold on poor financial investors and Wall Street stock broker…
Read full storyMafia Boss Sal Goombalini Talked To Teddy "Dracula" Cruz and Cruz Apologized For Being a Two-Faced, Lying, Arrogant, Sarcastic Creep
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino has written a follow up story on the head of Brooklyn's Goombalini Crime Family, Salvatore Goombalini, offering to personally take Teddy "Eddie Munster" Cruz fishing.
Read full storyEverybody’s Gettin’ Satan!
With the Christians gaining power in America with their control of the Supreme Court and too many states and overturning good laws for something more Biblical (THOU SHALT NOT? Why not?), a lot of non-Christian Americans have embraced the Dark Lord (n…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley Who Is The Sexiest 57-Year-Old Woman In The World Says That She Has Not Authorized The Group of 12 Nude Photos of Her That Are Currently Circulating Around on Cyber Space
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Three US presidents, Biden, Obama, and Clinton all commented to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that one of the sexiest women they have ever laid eyes on is Elizabeth Hurley. President Obama said that the b…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Said That Trump Called Her Up And Told Her That He Needs One of Her Hard-Hitting Spankings
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Stormy Daniels has said that the man who loved to get spanked by her with a rolled up copy of The Wall Street Journal has been texting her at least a dozen times a day. Daniels told a reporter with The Baltimore Bea…
Read full storyThe Simpson's Lisa Has her Trannie Aunt from Transylvania Visit Her-(Halloween Episode)
(The Simpsons always cover new parts of American life. In this episode Lisa has her older 'Trannie' aunt from Transylvania visit her.) Lisa’s aunt Victoria (once Victor) has written Lisa and confided her transition - and Lisa is sympathetic. H…
Read full storyEric "Goofy" Trump Says Global Warming Is a Hoax - So Is His Brain!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Like the old saying goes, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. And in Eric Trump's case, as with every member of the Trump family, he is a fucking nut; with the one exception of the 6-foot-5-inch tall, 15-year-old B…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Donald Trump Was Arrested Will Shock Even His Staunchest Supporters
MAR-A-LAGO - (US Satire) - Reporter Tapioca Swizzle with The Vox Populi News Agency has just broken the story that one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has finally been arrested. The Trumpturd was in his bedroom playing with his Stormy Daniels Inflat…
Read full storyThe NFL Cheerleader Who Was Fired Simply Because Her Boyfriend Is A Central American Mafia Hitman Has Received a Severance Check For $3.5 Million
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the hottest cheerleaders to ever cheer for an NFL team is still very upset that the team owner terminated her, after he learned that she is the girlfriend of one of Guatemala's most notorious drug hitmen.
Read full storyDemi Lovato Is Back and So Are Those Naked Pix That Have Been Haunting Her
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Well the music world is glad to know that Demi Lovato has returned and she is heading to the recording studio. Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, who is a close friend of Demi's, said that Lovato had been at a sec…
Read full storyA Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami
OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA - (Satire News) - A story that has been put out by The Global Source News Agency states that something that has never happened before in the world of weather has just occurred. GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, not to be confus…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Has Made An Excellent Recovery After Having Fallen Off Her Horse During a Fox Hunt
LONDON - (Satire News) - England's True Dat News Agency is reporting that her majesty, the queen, has made a fabulous recovery after having fallen off her horse during her monthly fox hunt near Windsor Castle. According to Queen Elizabeth's son, P…
Read full storyA Russian Submarine Fires A Torpedo At a Norwegian Cruise Ship
SOMEWHERE ON THE NORWEGIAN SEA - (Satire News) - The Cosmos News Service has just informed the public that a Russian submarine fired a torpedo at the Norewegian cruise liner, "The Princess of The Fiords." The ship's captain, Lars Hunkerheim, 67, s…
Read full storyElon Musk Has Developed The World's First Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - First he had the Tesla automobile, then the Tesla motorcycle, and then the Tesla bus. And now Elon "Moneybags" Musk has just developed the Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck. Musk says that the new Tesla truck will save companies…
Read full storyA Sexy Hooters Waitress In Texas Has Just Received The Biggest Tip In The Franchise's History
DALLAS, Texas - (Satire News) - Dallas Daily Divulger Newspaper reporter Pistolero Gunnster, has just reported that a Hooters waitress named Jazzy Jettler, was recently the recipient of the biggest state in Hooters history. Miss Jettler, who has b…
Read full storyKristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Brad Pitt To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The world famous Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato have just announced that they will soon begin production on the motion picture, "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2." The film will be set in the vampir…
Read full storyPrince Charles Is Telling The People of England That He'll Make a Spiffingly Fine Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - Prince Charles wants to be the new prime minister of England so bad that he can taste it. His wife Camilla Parker Bowles said that he told her that next to having sex with her every night, he would love to be the leader of…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth and Prince Charles To Appear In a Commercial For McDonalds
LONDON - (UK Satire) - True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker has just broken the story of the month. He learned from a source inside Buckingham Palace that her majesty and her son will soon begin filming a commercial to be run on the BBC.
Read full storyImagine: Suing The Owner After Caught With Owner's Property
The outrage! How dare the FBI give ample warning of their visit to Mar-a-Lago to recover stolen property belonging to the National Archives and then have the thief, caught red-handed with fifteen boxes of the stolen documents (that's 15 boxes), t…
Read full storyJack-in-the-Box Is Opening Up a Restaurant In The San Francisco LGBTQ Community of Castro To Be Called Jacqueline-in-the-Box
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has stated that they are organizing an anti LGBTQ protest aimed at a brand new restaurant located in the heart of San Francisco. The eatery is an off-shoot of Jack-In-The-Box and is named Jaqueline-…
Read full storyThe Racist Asshole With Hundreds of Nicknames (i.e. Trump) Has Just Been Pegged With Yet A New One
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that the predatorial asshole who has hundreds of nicknames has just been given one more. The new nickname comes from New Orleans stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree. Dupree who once da…
Read full storyThe South Pole Is Experiencing a Never-Before Heat Wave - 725 Tons of Ice Have Turned To Water
SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - A team of Icelandic scientists traveled to the South Pole to study the effects of global warming. The team of five members were led by Lars Bushinquick, who is the world's foremost expert on anything t…
Read full storyKing Kong China
King Kong was a giant angry ugly brute of an ape that had the audacity to reach his calloused smelly hand into Fay Wray’s apartment and pull her out, then climb the Empire State Building with her. At the top, he fought biplanes and seagulls and g…
Read full storyThree of Trump's Distant Cousins All Say He's a Greedy, Money-Hungry, Racist Son-of-a-Bitch
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Entertainment Satire) - Cosmos News Service reporter Armada Aquatina, recently was able to track down three of Toxic Trump's distant cousins. Maddy went to a site called "All Things Trump," and after spending about 45 min…
Read full story#IStackWithDan Hashtag Explodes As Victorians Rush To Support Premier Following Corruption Findings
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA: Thousands of Victorians have taken to Twitter to defend Premier Daniel Andrews after Corruption Watchdog IBAC last week released a report exposing widespread corruption by his Labor government. The IBAC investigation found t…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Has Lost 7 Pounds On Her Amazing Sardine Diet
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The Bees Knees News Agency recently reported that the queen was a bit upset with herself after she had put on 2¼ pounds at England's famed Mick Jagger Music Festival and Eating Contest, which was recently held in Tottenham.
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Is Selling Her Gold Plated Skateboard
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Back in 1999, her majesty received a very unusual 70th birthday gift from King Fashami of Saudi Arabia. The gift was quite expensive. England's Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart, said that the solid gold skateboard wa…
Read full storyTrump Feeling The Heat For Being An Anti-American Instigator May Be Getting Ready To Flee To Scotland
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Donald, as his mother called him, took a trip from his termite infested mansion in Mar-a-Lago to see about getting his passport updated. Word filtering out of Trump's Plywood State mansion is that Plump Trump is…
Read full storyThe Sahara Desert Is So Damn Hot That Sand Crabs Are Actually Catching Fire
THE SAHARA DESERT - (Satire News) - The words "Hot-as-hell" are being used in every country in the world due to the amazing heat spell that the world is seeing. Many lakes have totally dried up and a lot of the fish have been gathered up by the PE…
Read full storyTrump's Physician Says That He Is a Hard Core Racist And The Bigot Needs To Be Institutionalized
ATLANTA, Georgia - (US Satire) - "Toxic Trump" has finally admitted that he knows that he is one fucked up son-of-a-bitch racist; but he can't help it because it's in his Hereditary genes. Trump's physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi gave him a thorough physi…
Read full storyA Very, Very Well-Endowed Montana Woman With Humongous Tits Says She Could Breast Feed An Entire Lumberjack Camp If She Had To
BISON BUTT, Montana - (Satire News) - When little Norma Sue McVentura was only 5, she noticed that she already had a bigger rack than her two older cousins, who were 16 and 17. Norma Sue's mom actually bought her, her very first training bra at th…
Read full storyA List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee
LONDON - (Satire News) - The American TV news show Tittle Tattle Tonight has compiled a list of names that have been used to describe the British television personality, music entrepreneur, record producer, Simon Cowell. Cowell is the creator of s…
Read full storyThe Royal Boys Wils and Harry Now Say That They Cannot Stand Each Other!
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Word filtering out of Buck House, as British comedian Ricky Gervais refers to Buckingham Palace, is that the queen is one very upset monarch. And the thing that has got Queen Elizabeth in such a tizzy is the fact that her tw…
Read full storyJust Say ‘No’ to Snow
Due to the planet over-heating like a camel’s ass in Dubai, snow is melting so well every year, that scientist think pretty soon there will be no more snow anywhere on Earth. And that’s good news for summer sports! Could you imagine skateboarding…
Read full storyThe California Drought Has Gotten So Bad That Gov. Gavin Newsom Has Implemented a "Turn In Your Water Violating Neighbor Program" And Receive $500
SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - California is experiencing the worst drought in 614 years. The California State Dept. of the Environment is quick to point out that contrary to what that Has Been (Donald Trump) keeps saying, it is not the…
Read full storyThe Weather In Egypt Is So Damn Hot That Camels Are Eating Sand For The Nutrients
CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - The world-wide heat wave has been referred to by many names; including Satan's Bitch, The Hot Mama, The Hot Tamale (in Latin America), and The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave in America. Even places that are normally hot are…
Read full storyUS Navy Seals Swam Underneath The Russian Battleship "Vodkavich" and Blew It All To Hell!!!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer is reporting that US Navy Seals have successfully sunk one of Putin's largest battleships, "The Vodkavich." Sunshine Observer writer Carmine Catalino said that he spoke with a White…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Detroit's Cachatelli Family Is Being Forced To Sell Their 27% Ownership In The Detroit Lions
DETROIT - (Satire News) - In late-breaking sports news, The Detroit Daily Divulger newspaper is reporting that the major owner of the Detroit Lions, Martha Firestone Ford, has decided that the Cachatelli family must sell their 27% ownership in the te…
Read full storyArizona GOP Unveils Proposal to Change Name of the State to QAnonzona
Phoenix - After several extremist election denying politicians were nominated by the Republican Party to represent them in November general elections, jubilant right wing conspiracy theorists in the Arizona legislature put forth a proposal to change…
Read full storyFemale Basketball Star in Russia Gets 9 Year Prison Sentence (For Being Black Capitalist Pig)
(Story from Pravda Sports, translated to English) Russia is a legally fair country - if you are rich American Capitalist Pig visiting Russia, and so much as spit on the sidewalk - jail for you. If you are a poor American and love Lenin, we love…
Read full storyOne of Trump's Most Devoted Supporters Says He Voted For Him Four Times During The Last Presidential Election
LAKE SHIT, Alabama - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine reports that they have found Donald Trump's most devoted supporter, a man who voted for his idol a total of four times during the 2020 presidential election. The man named Cordell "Butch" Moons…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Extremely Concerned About The Idaho Potato Shortage
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Mickey D's executives have become very concerned due to the Idaho potato shortage. A spokesman for the giant burger franchise said that one of their biggest sellers are the McFries. The McFries are made from p…
Read full storyMassachusetts Reports That Shark Attacks Are Up 900% - Meanwhile Iowa Says Shark Attacks Are Still At 0%
PILGRIM MUSKET, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - The local authorities of the beautiful beach town, by the Atlantic Ocean have just informed the citizenry that shark attacks have increased by 900% just since the start of summer. When asked if they…
Read full storyFlight of the Three-Headed Man!
Donald Trump has (had) three passports in three different names? Holy flight risk, Batman! As I said in a previous article, Trump is a Gemini, so having multiple personalities is normal for his zodiac. Why are the FBI making such a big deal over…
Read full storyChinese Junk Falling Down
What the fuck are the Chinese doing up there? They’re on the dark side of the moon. They’re building their own space station (something America has done with Skylab, but that didn’t last long). Do they have solar-powered skateboards on Mars? (…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Reveals That a Certain US Senator Offered Her $3,000 For a Pop Rocks BJ
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor has become perhaps the most popular congresswoman in the history of the United States. Boom Boom News reports that she has certainly had more boyfriends that the five Kardashian sisters combined. Dona…
Read full storyTrump Followers Fighting The New Texas 'In God We Trust' Law
Texas has a new law legally mandating putting 'In God We Trust' posters in all schools - (if donated by Right Wing organizations to the schools). People who thought Texas Nutty in the past can't believe the new level of creative Nuttiness - but f…
Read full storyNewlyweds Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck To Star In The Motion Picture, "Pretty Woman - The Middle Aged Years"
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - Newlyweds J.Lo and Ben Affleck recently spoke to LaLaLand Daily writer Macadamia Honeysuckle at a pizza restaurant in West Holly. The couple known collectively as Bennifer, are both happier than either has ever…
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