There were 431 spoof news stories published in March 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Coronavirus - Patient Zero identified

Coronavirus - Patient Zero identified

The first confirmed case of someone suffering from COVID-19 has been traced back as far as December 24 last year, according to a leaked document coming from The World Health Organisation. The Savannah Morning News has reported it had seen data sho...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...

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Funny story: Liverpool Face Points Deduction

Liverpool Face Points Deduction

Last week it was Manchester City who were in trouble for their financial shenanigans, and this week, an even bigger story is emerging, as Liverpool - with a 22-point cushion at the top of the Premier League - face having some of those points deducted...

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Funny story: Nightmare Coronavirus Succession Scenario Could See Meghan Crowned Queen

Nightmare Coronavirus Succession Scenario Could See Meghan Crowned Queen

The Prince of Wales has tested positive for coronavirus, Clarence House has announced, resulting in a revised succession schedule that could see Prince Harry and Meghan Markle being crowned King and Queen, while living abroad in Canada. Prince Ch...

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Funny story: IRS has local man puzzled

IRS has local man puzzled

A Shreveport man is claiming that the Internal Revenue Service is sending him mixed signals regarding both his 2018 and 2019 tax returns. Tatty Mullett, 38, a broad-shouldered man with a back akin to a sturdy oak, relayed two conversations he had ha...

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Funny story: Blackpool man speaks to wife for first time in years, thanks to coronavirus

Blackpool man speaks to wife for first time in years, thanks to coronavirus

After last week's news that the English Football Leauge has been suspended until April 3 at the earliest, due to the widespread coronavirus outbreak, Blackpool supporter Pommo Pomerenko was forced to speak to his wife of 15 years, Joan, for the first...

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Funny story: Ethiopia to hold benefit concert for Brits

Ethiopia to hold benefit concert for Brits

Musicians in Ethiopia are coming together to hold a benefit concert on Wednesday, to raise money for people in the UK impacted upon by the coronavirus. The concert named “Now It's Your Turn", will be held on Wednesday at the Addis Ababa Stadium.

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Funny story: Confused cat killed

Confused cat killed

A black cat called 'Mike', who successfully sued his former owner for not recognizing that he is in fact a white dog trapped inside the wrong body with the wrong-colored skin, has died. The lawsuit, which was filed last week in Fort Lauderdale, F...

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Funny story: ISIS suicide dog training camp raided

ISIS suicide dog training camp raided

A camp reported to be conducting the training of puppies, to enable them to carry out suicide bombing missions, has been raided by allied Special Forces. The camp, located in Northern Afghanistan, is understood to have been wiped out, with dozens...

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Funny story: Americans arm themselves as Coronavirus panic spreads

Americans arm themselves as Coronavirus panic spreads

Sales of automatic weapons and assault rifles have almost trebled overnight in some states, as Americans prepare themselves for an onslaught of disease, famine, and death. Forecasters have predicted that the virus will 'only get worse' , and is...

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Funny story: England to close Scottish and Welsh borders

England to close Scottish and Welsh borders

England will be closing its borders with Wales and Scotland to anyone who is not a citizen, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced. The new measure, to mitigate the spread of the coronavirus in England, also includes the Isle of Wight, The Cha...

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Funny story: Dyslexic man contracts new virus

Dyslexic man contracts new virus

A Hull man has been struck down with a new strain of coronavirus after working in Thailand. Tatty Mullett, 56 was stood nearby an 81-year-old carrier of the deadly SARS-like infection. Officials have confirmed the man caught the virus after his...

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Funny story: Prisons to release offenders early to prevent Coronavirus spread in US penal system

Prisons to release offenders early to prevent Coronavirus spread in US penal system

With prisons and jails in danger of becoming breeding grounds for the coronavirus, the White House has come up with a novel way of releasing criminals back into society earlier than their initial sentences demanded While not classed as parole, th...

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Funny story: Coronavirus food shortages leads to Brits eating horse meat

Coronavirus food shortages leads to Brits eating horse meat

Food shortages in the UK have led to supermarkets and butchers resorting to selling horse meat, as stockpiles of beef, pork and chicken are diminished by panic-buying Brits. Many shoppers are confessing that they actually enjoy the taste of horses...

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Funny story: Army ordered to shoot on sight greedy Brits

Army ordered to shoot on sight greedy Brits

Furious Britons who have criticised selfish panic-buyers who are raiding supermarket shelves and leaving those most in need without food and essential supplies, have been heard by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who announced sweeping laws to combat th...

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Funny story: China's Military Aspirations A Concern Says Wee Jimmy Krankie

China's Military Aspirations A Concern Says Wee Jimmy Krankie

China’s military capabilities are growing deadlier and more technologically sophisticated, says former cabaret and TV star, Wee Jimmy Krankie. China is likely training for bombing strikes against American targets, and also strengthening its nuclear c...

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Funny story: French tourist guilty on 549 charges of rape and sexual assault

French tourist guilty on 549 charges of rape and sexual assault

A French skunk has been found guilty on five hundred and forty-nine of six hundred possible counts: criminal sexual act in the first degree and rape in the third degree. He was found not guilty, though, of the most serious charges, of bestiality (two...

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Funny story: France at war against coronavirus

France at war against coronavirus

France will spend 45 billion euros to help prostitutes with the coronavirus outbreak, the country’s finance minister announced on Tuesday, after President Emmanuel Macron declared “we are at war” against the virus, and ordered citizens to remain home...

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Funny story: Writer sees sales soar thanks to coronavirus

Writer sees sales soar thanks to coronavirus

English author, Duncan Whitehead, has reported that sales of his books in the USA have trebled overnight, as shoppers continue to panic-buy goods and food. However, the increase in sales appears to have had nothing to do with the stories themselv...

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Funny story: Kardashians Lose Keys To City Of Miami, Causing Chaos

Kardashians Lose Keys To City Of Miami, Causing Chaos

Socialites, businesswomen, and models, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, caused chaos yesterday, after misplacing the keys to Miami. The sisters were awarded the keys to the city in 2012, an honor bestowed upon them by the municipality after the sist...

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Funny story: Thousands Naming Newborns After Virus

Thousands Naming Newborns After Virus

Thanks to the coronavirus, Corano has grabbed the No. 1 spot on Babynames.com list of most popular male baby names of 2020 so far. Sanitizrella was the most popular girl's name. "The overwhelming news saturation of the virus led to the popular...

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Funny story: Redundancies At Travelling Circus As Virus Lockdown Hits Tourism

Redundancies At Travelling Circus As Virus Lockdown Hits Tourism

Citing a lack of visitors, spiralling food costs, and other financial issues due to the current global pandemic, Tatty Mullett's Travelling Circus and Freak Show announced they would be laying off nearly seventy members of staff, including clowns, f...

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Funny story: John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

After an initial scare on Friday, Hollywood superstar, John Travolta, has left hospital this morning, having completed a full series of tests for the Coronavirus. The results were all negative. Doctors said that he was suffering from a simple c...

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Funny story: Self-Isolating 50-Year-Old Bachelor Reflects On Life

Self-Isolating 50-Year-Old Bachelor Reflects On Life

Self-isolating Blackpool bachelor, John Hunt, 50, is dwelling and reflecting on his past, according to reports emanating from the northern seaside town. Hunt, who lives alone, is nostalgically reflecting on happier times, such as when he was a membe...

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Funny story: Overzealous UK Police Launch Operation Powertrip

Overzealous UK Police Launch Operation Powertrip

Assistant Commissioner Neil Basu demanded that officers maintain the British tradition of 'policing by consent', despite launching 'Operation Powertrip', the plan that calls for the harassment of joggers and easter egg shoppers, and the random shooti...

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Funny story: Africans Glad They Don't Live In America

Africans Glad They Don't Live In America

The coronavirus outbreak that has ravaged New York, Miami and other major US towns and cities, has many Africans feeling very glad they do not live in America. “I am glad I live in Lagos and not in New York or one of its surrounding boroughs and...

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Funny story: Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Rumours emanating from Anfield this morning are that Liverpool will seek to strengthen their defence in the summer, after their present back four was 'taken to the cleaners' in yesterday's 3-0 defeat at Watford. They will be making a serious £100m...

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Funny story: Irish Americans to toast St Patricks Day by celebrating terrorism

Irish Americans to toast St Patricks Day by celebrating terrorism

Irish Americans will once again celebrate St Patrick's Day, dressed in green, claiming to 'have a Great Great Grandfather, who knew a guy from Ireland', and insult true Irish people everywhere by downing 'Irish Car Bomb' drinks, totally unaware and o...

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Funny story: Purdue Pharma Recommends Oxycontin for Treating Coronavirus Self-Quarantine Symptoms

Purdue Pharma Recommends Oxycontin for Treating Coronavirus Self-Quarantine Symptoms

While there is currently no known cure for COVID-19 itself, Purdue Pharma, the maker of the opioid drug Oxycontin, issued a statement recommending Oxycontin for off-label use in treating the symptoms of coronavirus self-quarantine – which may include...

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Funny story: CDC Officials: Staying Home and Posting Toilet Paper Memes on Facebook is Still a Safe Activity

CDC Officials: Staying Home and Posting Toilet Paper Memes on Facebook is Still a Safe Activity

Washington - Health Officials in the Trump administration and the Centers for Disease Control confirmed on Friday that it is not a high-risk activity for seniors, and others at risk from the Coronavirus contagion, to just stay sheltered in their hom...

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Funny story: Dr. Dre To Re-release Classic Album

Dr. Dre To Re-release Classic Album

Well-known rap starlet, Dr. Dre, is to re-release his 1992 solo debut studio album, 'The Chronic', in April, albeit with a subtle, and topical, namechange - 'The Coronic'. Too bad no stores will be open. Fans will, however, be able to order the...

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Funny story: New York Man Realizes He Has No Potential

New York Man Realizes He Has No Potential

“I always felt bad about myself for not realizing my full potential,” said Calvin Doyle of Brooklyn, New York. “But then I realized that I probably had – there just wasn’t much to realize. Hardly anything, in fact.” According to Doyle, the realiza...

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Funny story: Lara Croft's Tits Bigger Than Before

Lara Croft's Tits Bigger Than Before

A man who often notices these kinds of things, has noticed that animated game character, Lara Croft, is 'bigger in the bosom' than she used to be - or so it seems. Lara, who stars in new game 'Relic Run', and used to be in 'Tomb Raider', can be se...

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Funny story: Residents of A Senior Citizens Home in Nebraska Are Passing the Time by Playing Twister

Residents of A Senior Citizens Home in Nebraska Are Passing the Time by Playing Twister

BROKEN BOW, Nebraska - Flossie Wunderwurst, the director of The Napping Nightingale Senior Citizens Home, which houses 603 older men and women, states that, everyone in the entire home is doing well and are in a happy mood, considering. The long-...

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Funny story: The Latest Las Vegas Odds on Trump Getting Re-Elected

The Latest Las Vegas Odds on Trump Getting Re-Elected

LAS VEGAS – The word from The Land of Odds is out, and it does not look very good for Old Man Trump in his bid to win a second term. National Focus Magazine is reporting that, it is no secret that businessman Trump being president makes about as m...

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Funny story: Man's Ford Capri Has Coronavirus

Man's Ford Capri Has Coronavirus

A man in Bradford has said that his car, which he has been driving for more than forty years, has come down with the Coronavirus. Phil Riddiough, 62, has been driving his yellow Ford Capri, Maisie, to and from work - and other places - since 1978,...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Reminisces Back ToThe Day When He Won Super Bowl III

Joe Biden Reminisces Back ToThe Day When He Won Super Bowl III

Sitting in his campaign office headquarters in Washington DC, presidential candidate, Joe Biden, started reminiscing about his past heroics, which included the time in 1879, when he single-handedly developed a vaccine for yellow fever. Then, in 1955...

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Funny story: Yorkshire 'Flu

Yorkshire 'Flu

We're all having a bit of a grim time of it at the moment, but think on! - some folks have a grim time of it all the time! Yes, you might think that things have got a little dark and depressing for you during the current health crisis, but 'dark a...

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Funny story: Man Buys Vast Quantity Of Drinking Water

Man Buys Vast Quantity Of Drinking Water

A man who suspected he might have trouble finding sufficient supplies of clean potable water for his family during the current worldwide health scare, has bought what's been described as an enormous quantity of drinking water to 'get them through the...

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Funny story: John Travolta Back In Hospital

John Travolta Back In Hospital

Having undergone tests for the Coronavirus in hospital last week, superstar actor, John Travolta, was back under medical supervision today after suffering further 'flu-like symptoms. Travolta, 66, was initially admitted to hospital for tests last...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Noticed A Similarity Between The Words 'Panic' And 'Pandemic'

President Trump Has Noticed A Similarity Between The Words 'Panic' And 'Pandemic'

It's been reported from the White House in the last few minutes, that President Donald Trump has become aware of a distinct similarity between two very popular words in circulation at the moment - 'panic' and 'pandemic'. According to reliable sour...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC To Hold Premier League Victory Parade On Sunday

Liverpool FC To Hold Premier League Victory Parade On Sunday

With what's being said by many to be "an unassailable lead" in the Premier League, Liverpool Football Club have organised a victory parade around the city's streets on Sunday to celebrate their first title in 30 years. The end of the season is not...

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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Suggests That Eating Their Ultimate Cheesburger Could Help Fight Off Coronavirus Germs

Jack-In-The-Box Suggests That Eating Their Ultimate Cheesburger Could Help Fight Off Coronavirus Germs

San Diego, California - A representative with Jack-In-The-Box has informed a reporter with The Los Angeles Post-Gazette that their corporation feels that eating an Ultimate Cheesburger could possibly prevent someone from getting COVID-19. Pettus H...

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Funny story: Brexit Party celebrates end of freedom of movement

Brexit Party celebrates end of freedom of movement

It's what 17.4 million people voted for, according to party leader, Nigel Farage, and it has arrived at last. Coronavirus has achieved what the politicians could not do - completely ended freedom of movement. "It's fantastic news!" said Farage. "I...

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Funny story: The Newly Developed Coronavirus Whistling Test Works Like A Charm

The Newly Developed Coronavirus Whistling Test Works Like A Charm

OSLO, Norway - A company that deals in disease testing has come up with a test that has proven to be 89.7% effective in testing for the C-19 virus strain. Dr. Bjorn Thor Steinfest, who has been with the company for 47 years, said that the testing...

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Funny story: The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire

The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire

PHILADELPHIA – A spokesperson for the NFL Philadelphia Eagles has said that the team has expressed an interest in signing Harry Mcguire, the current captain of the Manchester United Red Devils to a lucrative contract. The Sports Mirror has learned...

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Funny story: Man Decides To Count World's Ant Population

Man Decides To Count World's Ant Population

A man who has some time on his hands after having been given two weeks off work due to the Coronavirus pandemic, has disclosed his intention to undertake a scientific study into the world's ant population, and to discover just how many of them there...

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Funny story: Man Concerned Over Watermelon Seed He Swallowed

Man Concerned Over Watermelon Seed He Swallowed

A man who inadvertently swallowed a watermelon seed last night, has said he is rather concerned over what might happen next. The incident happened around 9:30pm, when Moys Kenwood, 56, was sitting in front of the TV with his family, all watching s...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Has Coronavirus Immunity

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Has Coronavirus Immunity

As scientists raced to find a cure for the deadly Coronavirus yesterday, hope for humanity sprang from an unlikely source, when it was announced that Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, had shown an immunity to the plague. Magui...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Anagram Competition Announced

Melania Trump Anagram Competition Announced

There was great excitement across the whole of America last night, and the Fox News switchboard was jammed, as hordes of callers started to phone the station with their 'Melania Trump Anagram Competition' submissions, and there were some interesting...

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Funny story: Toilet Paper In Demand Because People Are Shitting Themselves Over Coronavirus

Toilet Paper In Demand Because People Are Shitting Themselves Over Coronavirus

A top consumer analyst has said that the reason behind the perceived madness of panic-buying toilet rolls, is that the Coronavirus and its implications have got people shitting themselves. More than they usually shit, that is. Moys Kenwood, 56,...

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Funny story: Liverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown

Liverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown

It's been confirmed after an extraordinary meeting of Premier League and English Football League officials last night, that from midnight tonight, all football in the UK will be suspended indefinitely, and that Liverpool, the team that looked odds-on...

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Funny story: Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

A pair of marinebiologists carrying out new research in the Galapagos Islands have said that, in a development that can scarcely be believed, a giant turtle has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The turtle, which is thought to be almost 200 yea...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Self-Isolating In His Gas Cupboard

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Self-Isolating In His Gas Cupboard

The Coronavirus has completed its first phase of infecting enough people to get humanity's attention, and is now in its second stage: sowing the seeds of fear into the population, and making them think the 'end of the world is nigh'. And so it was...

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Funny story: Man Has Gone To Live In Parallel Universe

Man Has Gone To Live In Parallel Universe

A man who has had quite enough of his life in its current dimension, has 'upped sticks' and gone to live in a parallel universe, according to reports. Still using the same physical shell to move about in, Moys Kenwood, 56, 'willed' himself into an...

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Funny story: Liverpool: Has Jurgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room?

Liverpool: Has Jurgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room?

There was more bad news for Liverpool fans at Stamford Bridge last night, as the Reds crashed out of the FA Cup at the hands of Chelsea, and, after being hammered 3-0 at Watford on Saturday, meaning they have suffered two defeats in four days, some a...

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Funny story: Coronavirus: Man Doesn't Want To Cause Widespread Panic, But EVERYONE Is Going To Die

Coronavirus: Man Doesn't Want To Cause Widespread Panic, But EVERYONE Is Going To Die

With the deadly Coronavirus spreading quickly across all continents, one man, who has painstakingly analyzed the situation, has said that he doesn't really want to cause mass hysteria amongst the populace, but everyone - yes, EVERYBODY - is going to...

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Funny story: The Sex Toy Industry is Booming Due to The COVID-19

The Sex Toy Industry is Booming Due to The COVID-19

SAN FRANCISCO – The iNews Agency is reporting that the sex toy industry is experiencing the greatest boom in the history of sex toys, because of the C-19 social distancing 6-foot rule. Upper Northern Hemisphere Sex Toy Company CEO, Ira Goldenberge...

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Funny story: Oscillating Fan Has Stopped Oscillating

Oscillating Fan Has Stopped Oscillating

An oscillating fan that was bought around seven years ago, and has worked perfectly well since then, providing whole-room coverage day and night, has chosen this morning to stop its oscillatory activity, and now only points in one direction. The...

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Funny story: Mister Donut Plate Has Finally Come To Grief

Mister Donut Plate Has Finally Come To Grief

A plate that was stolen from a Mister Donut back in around 2001, has finally 'given up the ghost', after it was wilfully broken by two children earlier today. The plate, which was actually more of a tray than anything else, was made from strengthe...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Harry Maguire Reveals His First Job Was Making Sausages

Manchester United: Harry Maguire Reveals His First Job Was Making Sausages

We all have secrets in our past that we may be either ashamed or embarrassed about, but Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, has no such concerns about his past, and yesterday revealed that, after leaving school, he had a pa...

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Funny story: Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...

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Funny story: Dog Walker Says Her Business Has Gone to the Dogs

Dog Walker Says Her Business Has Gone to the Dogs

MANHATTAN - One of the Big Apple's most popular dog walkers says that her business has drastically been reduced because of COVID-19. Tatum Dazzle noted that the new “No Dog Walking” ordinance is literally killing off her business, and she says she...

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Funny story: Nurses get the clap from grateful patients

Nurses get the clap from grateful patients

In a moment of national dignity, nurses and other NHS workers, who have been selflessly working flat out in this time of crisis, were warmly given the clap by grateful patients. One male patient said, "When she saw me struggling to breathe through...

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Funny story: Man's Week Goes According To Plan

Man's Week Goes According To Plan

With all the frantic uncertainty surrounding the outbreak of the deadly Coronavirus relentlessly hounding us in our daily lives, there was some respite for one man this week, when his time went more-or-less according to plan. Moys Kenwood, 56, was...

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Funny story: Man Read 'The Purple Cloud' By M.P. Shiel, And Stared To Get A Bit Frightened

Man Read 'The Purple Cloud' By M.P. Shiel, And Stared To Get A Bit Frightened

A man has told about how he read the 1901 classic science fiction novel, 'The Purple Cloud' by the British writer, M.P. Shiel, and, having finished it, started to become very afraid, indeed. The story is one of a man, Adam Jeffson, who is a member...

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Makes A Major Announcement Regarding The C-19

Dairy Queen Makes A Major Announcement Regarding The C-19

MINNEAPOLIS – According to The Minneapolis Daily Embellisher, the DQ headquarters has just implemented a new corporate policy. DQ Senior Executive Vice-Chairman Angus P. Butterhouse has informed the public that, effective immediately, all of the...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Orgy With Demi Lovato, Nicki Minaj, Kellyanne Conway And Meghan Markle

President Trump Has Orgy With Demi Lovato, Nicki Minaj, Kellyanne Conway And Meghan Markle

WASHINGTON, DC - White House officials are, this morning, denying rumours of a spectacular orgy in which Trump participated. That's President Donald Trump, you understand. Some writers don't explain that; they just say 'Trump', inferring some k...

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Funny story: Ghost Of Former Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly Seen Hovering Around Premier League Offices

Ghost Of Former Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly Seen Hovering Around Premier League Offices

Bill Shankly, the former Liverpool manager who steered the Reds to massive success in the 1960s and 70s, has been seen hovering around the offices of the English Premier League, making a nuisance of himself. Or rather, his ghost has. Executives...

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Funny story: President Trump v. Coronavirus: Has The Virus Met Its Match?

President Trump v. Coronavirus: Has The Virus Met Its Match?

As the fatal Coronavirus continues to sweep all before it in its victory parade around the globe, political analysts are asking the all-important question in the lead-up to the 2020 presidential election: "Has the virus met its match?" They ref...

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Funny story: McDonalds Announces That They Will Be Making Coronavirus Testing Kits Available

McDonalds Announces That They Will Be Making Coronavirus Testing Kits Available

CHICAGO – The McDonald’s Corporation has just announced that they will be partnering with the United States government in a Coronavirus program. The company widely known as Mickey D’s will be including Coronavirus Testing Kits in each one of their...

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Funny story: Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

In a unique international fashion event in Beijing, all the major design houses took the opportunity to reveal their Summer Collections, and a glimpse of the fresh, new and original outfits that literally everyone will be wearing on the streets of Pa...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...

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Funny story: Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

SAN FRANCISCO - In a bid to stay relevant during the recent global pandemic, the popular dating app, Tinder, has added a new option for those testing positive for COVID-19. “At Tinder, we have a simple mission – that everyone deserves the opportun...

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Funny story: Liverpool Football Club Say They Will Fight Decision To Abandon Season In High Court

Liverpool Football Club Say They Will Fight Decision To Abandon Season In High Court

Liverpool Football Club, on the verge of their first Premier League title success for 30 years, have said they would fight, most strenuously, in the courts, any decision by the football authorities to end the season early, even taking up the matter w...

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Funny story: Eilish Fever: Pandemic Could Get Worse, CDC Says

Eilish Fever: Pandemic Could Get Worse, CDC Says

In what the CDC once described as a small but controllable event, the PANI-C virus, better known as Eilish Fever, has since escalated into a global catastrophe. First identified in 2016, when pop artist Billie Eilish released her debut single, “Ocean...

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Funny story: Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Retailers in the UK say that a human version of the protective Elizabethan Collar worn by dogs to stop them licking, biting or scratching themselves, will be on sale in clothing stores later this week. The collars, which make dogs look like they h...

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Funny story: Introverts Everywhere Secretly Rejoice at Coronavirus Excuse to Isolate

Introverts Everywhere Secretly Rejoice at Coronavirus Excuse to Isolate

“Just to be on the safe side, I’m self-quarantining,’ Calvin Jessup of Nashville, Tennessee, told the therapist who’s been treating him for anxiety and depression. “I know you’ve told me how crucial it is to develop community, but I couldn’t live wit...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Fans Starting To Get Fed Up Of Harry Maguire

Manchester United: Fans Starting To Get Fed Up Of Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who joined the Reds in an £80million deal last July, is one of the most popular footballers in the world at the moment, but that hasn't stopped some 'journalists' chuntering about the amount of pr...

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Funny story: The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Two of the White House maids have disclosed to a reporter with The Washington Globe Express that the huge mansion at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has run out of toilet paper. The two White House maids, who did not want to give their...

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Funny story: Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

As worries over shortages of certain essential household items, continued unabated all across Australia last night, and consumers flocked to supermarkets to buy anything they could lay their hands on, Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, spoke...

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Funny story: Football Shutdown: Pools Panel To Sit

Football Shutdown: Pools Panel To Sit

The shutdown of the entire British football programme until early April - and possibly beyond - due to fears over the spread of the Coronavirus, has prompted renewed interest in one of the game's mysterious behind-the-scenes institutions - the Pools...

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Funny story: Trump Bobblehead Dolls To Go On Sale Soon

Trump Bobblehead Dolls To Go On Sale Soon

NEW YORK CITY - The Trump Campaign has announced that the President Trump Bobblehead Dolls will go on sale shortly. Trump Campaign spokesperson, Tallulah Lifshitz, said that the little four-inch plastic TBD’s will sell for $67 plus tax, with all t...

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Funny story: 3M To Produce Medical Masks That Are Edible

3M To Produce Medical Masks That Are Edible

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota – A representative with the 3M company has just informed the public that one of their subsidiary companies, known as 4M, will soon begin production on a new medical mask. The mask, which will be marketed as The Unive...

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Funny story: Actor's one-man show will go on

Actor's one-man show will go on

Renowned thespian, Geoff Act, has insisted that his one-man show at London's Prince Andrew Theatre will continue, despite the global pandemic. He will perform his three-hour monologue, My Word!, to empty seats until the run finishes in August. "I'...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Left Planet Earth

President Trump Has Left Planet Earth

It's been reported from reliable sources that US president, Donald Trump, has blasted off from planet Earth with his family and senior Republican party members, for an unknown destination in outer space. The news was announced just minutes ago on...

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Funny story: Tottenham's Eric Dier Does An 'Eric Cantona'

Tottenham's Eric Dier Does An 'Eric Cantona'

There was controversy at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium last night, when Spurs' England midfielder, Eric Dier, jumped into the crowd to confront some lippy bigmouth that had been directing insults at him and his younger brother in the stands, remindi...

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Funny story: Contortionist Still Contorted

Contortionist Still Contorted

An amateur contortionist was still in hospital last night, after attempting a new contortion that had never been tried before, and from which the unfortunate chap couldn't escape. The contortionist, who hasn't been named, was 'practising' his cont...

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Funny story: Pre-Used Toilet Paper Now Being Offered On Ebay

Pre-Used Toilet Paper Now Being Offered On Ebay

BILLINGSGATE POST: Is the world going nuts? Both grocery stores and large box outlets can’t keep toilet paper on their shelves. To take advantage of this phenomenon, unscrupulous entrepreneurs are gobbling up poop-stained tissue, re-rolling it and r...

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Funny story: Condoms To Be Next Item On Panic-Buying Shopping Lists

Condoms To Be Next Item On Panic-Buying Shopping Lists

After the farcical scramble to buy toilet rolls in Australia, Britain and other arse-wipe nations last week, an expert consumer analyst has now said that even stranger products are in the panic-buy pipeline. One of these is mittens, in preparation...

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Funny story: Many Grocery Stores Are Hiring Security Guards Just For Their Toilet Paper Aisles

Many Grocery Stores Are Hiring Security Guards Just For Their Toilet Paper Aisles

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - MTV is reporting that many grocery store chains are now having to hire extra security guards. They note that due to the extreme shortage of toilet paper they are seeing more and more incidents of violence among the shoppers.

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Funny story: Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

President Trump has urged young Americans to heed the advice to socially distance and avoid large crowds, but masses have flocked to beaches for spring break. In an earlier statement about young people, Trump said that "they're feeling invincible, bu...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

BOSTON – One of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL is saying goodbye to the team he has led for 20 years. Tom Brady spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine. The six-time Super Bowl champ was asked if he had a proble...

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Funny story: The White House Says The Annual White House Easter Egg Roll Will Go on As Scheduled

The White House Says The Annual White House Easter Egg Roll Will Go on As Scheduled

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald J Trump has informed Vice-President Pence that even though the majority of the American people have called him crazy, he has decided to go ahead and hold the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt. According to eye...

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Funny story: Thieves Break Into A Toilet Paper Warehouse and Make off With 9,000 Rolls

Thieves Break Into A Toilet Paper Warehouse and Make off With 9,000 Rolls

MILWAUKEE – Local authorities are reporting that overnight thieves broke into the Charmin Warehouse located on Soft Street and made off with 9,000 rolls of toilet paper. Surveillance cameras captured the three thieves who were dressed as Milwaukee...

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Funny story: The Fed Buys The Dow

The Fed Buys The Dow

The Federal Reserve HQ, Washington D. C. Woof Blister reporting for SOS - Spoof On Stocks. The Federal Reserve bank here in the nation's capital announced at 4:05 EDT, five minutes after the U.S., stock markets had closed, that the Fed had invested h...

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Funny story: Central American Immigrants Have Stopped Coming To the USA Because They Fear They’ll Catch the C-19 Flu Virus

Central American Immigrants Have Stopped Coming To the USA Because They Fear They’ll Catch the C-19 Flu Virus

LAREDO, Texas – The Laredo sector of the Border Patrol has stated that the apprehension of illegal immigrants has dropped by 98%. BP spokesperson, Benardo Poggenpohl, said that in his conversation with one of the Guatemalan detainees, he was told,...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says United Can Still Do It

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says United Can Still Do It

There were wild celebrations at Old Trafford on Sunday afternoon, in what was Manchester United's third victory over their city rivals Manchester City this season, but there was confusion during the post-match press conference when captain, Harry Mag...

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Funny story: President Trump Proposes Constructing Bigly Retractable Dome Over USA

President Trump Proposes Constructing Bigly Retractable Dome Over USA

BILLINGSGATE POST: Last night, before a National audience, President Trump not only cancelled all passenger travel from Europe, he said that a plan to build a retractable dome over the continental USA is being considered. President Trump: “Now t...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire In Twitter Confusion

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire In Twitter Confusion

Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has said he is doing everything possible to get fit for the Derby match, but this was confusing, as the Derby match has already been played, on Wednesday, United having won 3-0. Talking about things that a...

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Funny story: Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Health Minister, Roberto “Bobby” Uber, has informed President Trump that Mexico will be closing the US-Mexico border very soon. He said that, according to the latest health statistics, which were provided by the Health Stat...

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