Funny story: Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...

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Funny story: China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

HONG KONG – The government of China has just sent a text message to US president, Donald Trump, telling him that he had better stop calling the Coronavirus 'the Chinese Flu' and 'the Kung Flu'. Xi Jinping, the general secretary of the Chinese gove...

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Funny story: Should Mandatory Sterilization Of Liberals Be Optional?

Should Mandatory Sterilization Of Liberals Be Optional?

BILLINGSGATE POST: DATELINE GALAPAGOS: The stated goal of the BILLINGSGATE INSTITUTE is to lead the World to a better understanding of the nature of liberalism. With this being the target, the eponymously named Chairman of the INSTITUTE, Dr. Billin...

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Makes A Major Announcement Regarding The C-19

Dairy Queen Makes A Major Announcement Regarding The C-19

MINNEAPOLIS – According to The Minneapolis Daily Embellisher, the DQ headquarters has just implemented a new corporate policy. DQ Senior Executive Vice-Chairman Angus P. Butterhouse has informed the public that, effective immediately, all of the...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Left Planet Earth

President Trump Has Left Planet Earth

It's been reported from reliable sources that US president, Donald Trump, has blasted off from planet Earth with his family and senior Republican party members, for an unknown destination in outer space. The news was announced just minutes ago on...

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Funny story: Pub And Restaurant Managers Say They Will Defy Government Shutdown, Unless Things Get Really Bad

Pub And Restaurant Managers Say They Will Defy Government Shutdown, Unless Things Get Really Bad

After the UK government gave orders for pubs, clubs, bars and restaurants to shut down until further notice, to contain the spread of the Coronavirus, many of those in charge of those establishments said they will defy the ban, unless things got "rea...

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Funny story: Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus

Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus

A man from Hull has told of how he won't be taking the government's health advice on the Coronavirus too literally, as his next-door-neighbour has told him it's all a load of shite. Myke Woodson, 56, says that he realises the instructions to keep...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Relieved to Just Have Cancer

Nashville Man Relieved to Just Have Cancer

After experiencing coughing and fatigue, Clinton Toler of Nashville, Tennessee, found a clinic able to test him for COVID-19, but learned, to his immense relief, that he only had cancer. “I was sure it was coronavirus,” he said, shaking his head t...

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Funny story: Miracle Prayer Cloths Linked to Covid-19 Outbreak

Miracle Prayer Cloths Linked to Covid-19 Outbreak

Tulsa Okla; The evangelical mega-church Christ United Nations Tabernacle is at the center of an investigation lead by the CDC and the U.S. Customs Enforcement. Pastor Lester Bullard hocks “miracle prayer clothes” which he claims he prays over at...

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Funny story: A Catholic Church in Kalamazoo, Michigan Opens Up A Drive-Thru Confessional

A Catholic Church in Kalamazoo, Michigan Opens Up A Drive-Thru Confessional

KALAMAZOO, Michigan – Father Vicencio of the St. Gorgonzola Catholic Church has said that he will adhere to the no more than 10 people rule that has been implement by the government. Father Vic, known for his self-aggrandizing nature, expressed t...

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Funny story: Russia’s Largest Aircraft Carrier Will Be Quarantined For 14 Days

Russia’s Largest Aircraft Carrier Will Be Quarantined For 14 Days

MOSCOW – The Kremlin is reporting that The RSS Mrs. Nikita Khrushchev, Russia’s biggest most powerful aircraft carrier will be under a 14 day quarantine due to the Coronavirus. It seems that one of the Russian sailors has a girlfriend who is from...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That The C-19 Scare Has Caused Her To Gain 19 Pounds

Kim Kardashian Says That The C-19 Scare Has Caused Her To Gain 19 Pounds

CALABASAS, California – The most popular and richest of the three Kardashian sisters says that she is sticking very close to home these days. Kim said that she has had to cancel appointments with her hair stylist, her manicurist and pedicurist, he...

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Funny story: Idaho is the First State to Implement The Social Distancing Act

Idaho is the First State to Implement The Social Distancing Act

POCATELLO - The Idaho state legislature has just passed a law which will prohibit anyone from being within six feet of someone else. The Idaho Social Distancing Act, which requires couples to stay six feet apart from each other, passed by a vote o...

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