Funny story: Gov. Newsom Puts Coronavirus Bounty On Straying Senior Citizens

Gov. Newsom Puts Coronavirus Bounty On Straying Senior Citizens

BILLINGSGATE POST: For a moment, I thought it was a joke. The banner line crossing the bottom of my TV said that California Governor Gavin Newsom was issuing a bounty on senior citizens over the age of 65. Anyone caught outside the door of their d...

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Funny story: Man told he will sit through Belgravia tonight

Man told he will sit through Belgravia tonight

Gary Johnson has been told by wife, Lorraine, that he will sit through the new series of Belgravia, like he did that Downton Abbey and Call the Midwife. He told us, 'I was wondering how I was going to spend yet another Sunday evening, those last f...

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Funny story: Office not missing man who has self-isolated

Office not missing man who has self-isolated

Gertrude and Stein, a small office in charming hamlet, Chutney on the Fritz, is not missing Barry Asshat, a 64-year-old man with a habit of throwing shoes, correcting people on matters of spelling, and mooning over a girl from his school days. Adm...

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Funny story: Still plenty of Oxo cubes in supermarkets

Still plenty of Oxo cubes in supermarkets

Despite widely-reported panic-buying of toilet rolls, pasta, and sanitary products, supermarkets across the country still have plenty of Oxo cubes in stock. 'What could be better than making your own gravy with an Oxo cube? Do you remember the adv...

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Funny story: Man in self isolation filling in online petitions.....

Man in self isolation filling in online petitions.....

Brian Asshat, a 64-year-old thrower of shoes, is spending his time in self-isolation filling in online petitions. The lonely old man said, 'I have an underlying condition, so I have been told to remain at home, and I have a lot of things to do on...

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Funny story: Coronavirus - Patient Zero identified

Coronavirus - Patient Zero identified

The first confirmed case of someone suffering from COVID-19 has been traced back as far as December 24 last year, according to a leaked document coming from The World Health Organisation. The Savannah Morning News has reported it had seen data sho...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...

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Funny story: Trump Dismisses Depression Epidemic as "Fake Blues"

Trump Dismisses Depression Epidemic as "Fake Blues"

A proponent of positive thinking, United States President Donald Trump dismissed the wave of depression, anxiety, and other mental illness reportedly sweeping the nation as “fake blues.” “As Abraham Lincoln said, most folks are about as happy as t...

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Funny story: Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

A man was counting the cost of assuming that two of his workmates were more liberal than they subsequently turned out to be yesterday, after he ended a lenghty period of sitting down in a computer chair, by standing up, 'cocking' his leg, and releasi...

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Funny story: Man Opened Crackers, Only To Find Them Smashed To Smithereens

Man Opened Crackers, Only To Find Them Smashed To Smithereens

A man who found himself feeling a bit 'peckish', and decided to open up his packing-up and eat something before it was really time for his dinner, was horrified to discover that a packet of crackers he'd intended to scoff were smashed to bits. The...

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Funny story: Man Mistook His Glasses Case For Computer Mouse

Man Mistook His Glasses Case For Computer Mouse

A man who was using a computer at his place of work was left red-faced in front of his colleagues yesterday, after mistaking his glasses case for the computer's mouse. The incident happened as Moys Kenwood, 56, reached out for the mouse to navigat...

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Funny story: The Sign-Stealing Scandal Plagued Houston Astros Are Hoping That The Baseball Season Gets Cancelled

The Sign-Stealing Scandal Plagued Houston Astros Are Hoping That The Baseball Season Gets Cancelled

HOUSTON – Ever since spring training started, the Astros players have heard the word 'cheater' by the bat boys account at least 190,000 times. The Houston Citizen Review reports that second baseman, Jose Altuve, was overheard saying, “Man, I yust...

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Funny story: Anthony Scaramucci Says He Knows Why Donald Trump Did Not Want To Get Tested For The Coronavirus

Anthony Scaramucci Says He Knows Why Donald Trump Did Not Want To Get Tested For The Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Anthony Scaramucci, who was President Trump’s Director of Directing for 11 days, has revealed that he knows exactly why Trump refused for so long to get tested for the C-19 virus. Scaramucci divulged that Trump has had contact...

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Funny story: The Dixie Chicks Are Back and They’re As Bitter As Ever

The Dixie Chicks Are Back and They’re As Bitter As Ever

NEW YORK CITY - After being out of the musical limelight for 14 years, the Dixie Chicks have returned. They were rehearsing for an appearance on The Late Night Show with Stephen Colbert. The three women sat down for an interview with Ichabod Fern...

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Funny story: Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was having lunch at a District of Columbia McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson. A reporter with RumorLand News asked him about the gossip that he has a tattoo of his daughter, Ivanka. Trump angrily pu...

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Funny story: Michael Cohen Says That He Is Ready To Spill The Beans on President Trump

Michael Cohen Says That He Is Ready To Spill The Beans on President Trump

MADRID, New York – The man who was Donald Trump’s personal attorney and so called “Fixer” for ten years, has just commented that he is ready to sing like Celine Dion. Michael Cohen said that he has had a lot of time to think, as he sat in his tiny...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is no secret that Trump has become extremely concerned at the fact that, due to the Coronavirus situation, attendance at his rallies has dropped off by as much as 65%. His campaign team is seeing more and more empty seats, an...

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Funny story: School Spelling Competition, As It Happened

School Spelling Competition, As It Happened

The gloves were off at one school's 'Spelling Bee' competition on Saturday, and, after a period of preparation that had seemed endless, though, in reality, nowhere near long enough, excitement was at fever pitch as the event got under way. Childre...

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Funny story: President Trump v. Coronavirus: Has The Virus Met Its Match?

President Trump v. Coronavirus: Has The Virus Met Its Match?

As the fatal Coronavirus continues to sweep all before it in its victory parade around the globe, political analysts are asking the all-important question in the lead-up to the 2020 presidential election: "Has the virus met its match?" They ref...

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Funny story: Ghost Of Former Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly Seen Hovering Around Premier League Offices

Ghost Of Former Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly Seen Hovering Around Premier League Offices

Bill Shankly, the former Liverpool manager who steered the Reds to massive success in the 1960s and 70s, has been seen hovering around the offices of the English Premier League, making a nuisance of himself. Or rather, his ghost has. Executives...

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Funny story: House and Senate Allocate 2 Billion to the Toilet Paper Industry and Chiquita Bananas

House and Senate Allocate 2 Billion to the Toilet Paper Industry and Chiquita Bananas

After passing measures to address the Coronavirus Pandemic in the United States, the House and Senate have responded to cries from an industry that is seldom heard from. The past two days have seen the American public purchasing and hoarding toilet p...

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Funny story: Where Are The Coronavirus Tests For US Taxpayers?

Where Are The Coronavirus Tests For US Taxpayers?

Where are any coronavirus tests for US taxpayers? Huh? Even Heidi Klum can’t get tested and, she’s at home feeling sick and feverish. Has Ivanka been tested? Has anyone seen Melania lately? Is she under quarantine or lockdown? The former world sup...

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