Funny story: Mirrors sick of all of your Robert De Niro impressions

Mirrors sick of all of your Robert De Niro impressions

Mirrors across America have claimed, not unreasonably, that they are all sick of your Robert De Niro Impressions. Mirror, Cindy Sheen, said 'Honestly, if Gary asks me one more time if I am talking to him, I won't be happy. Gary, we know you are th...

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Funny story: Chicken Crosses Road: Questioned For Crow-Ona Virus Violation

Chicken Crosses Road: Questioned For Crow-Ona Virus Violation

BILLINGSGATE POST: For those who wish to live in a world where a wayward chicken’s motives are not questioned when he crosses a road, they will be disappointed. Foghorn Leghorn, a bombastic rooster with a penchant for mischief, was apprehended by...

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Funny story: Yorkshire 'Flu

Yorkshire 'Flu

We're all having a bit of a grim time of it at the moment, but think on! - some folks have a grim time of it all the time! Yes, you might think that things have got a little dark and depressing for you during the current health crisis, but 'dark a...

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Funny story: Man Buys Vast Quantity Of Drinking Water

Man Buys Vast Quantity Of Drinking Water

A man who suspected he might have trouble finding sufficient supplies of clean potable water for his family during the current worldwide health scare, has bought what's been described as an enormous quantity of drinking water to 'get them through the...

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Funny story: New York Man Realizes He Has No Potential

New York Man Realizes He Has No Potential

“I always felt bad about myself for not realizing my full potential,” said Calvin Doyle of Brooklyn, New York. “But then I realized that I probably had – there just wasn’t much to realize. Hardly anything, in fact.” According to Doyle, the realiza...

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Funny story: Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring

Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring

NEW YORK CITY - Governor Andrew Cuomo is receiving lots of praise from many people, including Republicans who are just simply fed up with Trump’s endless charade of non-presidential antics. People are saying that the New York governor conducts him...

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Funny story: The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

HONG KONG - The people of China are extremely upset with President Trump, who purposely, arrogantly, and sarcastically, has insisted on calling the Coronavirus the Chinese Virus. The leader of China, Xi Jinping, politely asked Trump to refrain fro...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Has Tested Positive For C-19 – Fox News Immediately Reports That It’s Just a Democratic Hoax

Prince Charles Has Tested Positive For C-19 – Fox News Immediately Reports That It’s Just a Democratic Hoax

LONDON - Reports coming out of England confirm that Prince Charles, the son of Queen Elizabeth II, has, in fact, just tested postive for the COVID-19 flu virus. And, within 45 seconds, Trump Central (aka Fox News) reported that they truly believe...

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Funny story: The Professional Bowlers Association Will Now Require All Bowlers to Wipe Off Their Balls After Each Toss

The Professional Bowlers Association Will Now Require All Bowlers to Wipe Off Their Balls After Each Toss

CHICAGO - PBA spokesperson Millard P. Waterbank has just informed the members of the association about the new bowling policy that will go into effect immediately. Waterbank stated that, in the interest of not spreading the COVFEFE-45 Flu, all mem...

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Funny story: The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida

The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida

TAMPA BAY – Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the entire sports-loving Tom Brady family is totally thrilled about moving to Florida. Gisele Bundchen-Brady said that after being in Florida for just a week and a half she has already gotten...

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Funny story: The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

OAKLAND – One NBA team that is not shedding tears over the season being cut short are the Golden State Warriors. Coach Steve Kerr’s team had the worst record of the entire 30 NBA teams. In fact, Warriors fans were already wearing medical masks, fa...

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Funny story: Man Bums A Fag

Man Bums A Fag

There was controversy in central London earlier this week when an overly-friendly American tourist approached a gentleman stood minding his own business in a shop doorway, and asked him if he could have homosexual relations with another man. John...

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Funny story: Trump Might Move To Mar-a-Lago

Trump Might Move To Mar-a-Lago

With the coronavirus interfering with Donald Trump's daily schedule, he is thinking of moving the White House office to Mar-a-Lago, his Florida home. He was said to have complained during a private cabinet meeting, "These daily briefings are a...

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