Funny story: Scoop: Coronavirus Way Bigger Than Harry Maguire

Scoop: Coronavirus Way Bigger Than Harry Maguire

BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that it has been established that neither Harry Maguire nor England is the center of the universe, one must reach back in history to uncover any event more devastating to the status quo than the Coronavirus. With zombies be...

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Funny story: Man who thinks good music stopped in 1973, hasn't bought any new music since 1973

Man who thinks good music stopped in 1973, hasn't bought any new music since 1973

Ladies man, Brian Asshat, is of the opinion that no good new music has been released since 1973, and has told us repeatedly. Unknown to Brian though, that is because the grammar nazi has not bought any new music since 1973. 'I was in a record s...

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Funny story: Trump To Abolish Leap Year for Treating Him Very Unfairly

Trump To Abolish Leap Year for Treating Him Very Unfairly

WASHINGTON, D.C.- With the stock market plummeting past correction territory, global coronavirus fears, and a constant barrage of criticism from journalists and Democrats for his egregious lies, President Trump announced on February 29th that he will...

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Funny story: GOP at CPAC 2020: Let's Empower a Lawless Corrupt Demagogue So We Won't End Up Like Venezuela

GOP at CPAC 2020: Let's Empower a Lawless Corrupt Demagogue So We Won't End Up Like Venezuela

Fort Washington, Maryland - The Conservative Political Action Committee (CPAC) wrapped up its four-day conference at the Gaylord Resort here over the weekend. The organization, which, like most political action committees, funnels money from well-he...

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Funny story: Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid

Presenting the infamous famous Americans who colluded with the Russians - and the price they paid! Robert Hanssen - In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest of his life for selling U.S. classified documents to the Russians. His is considere...

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Funny story: My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim Now Available on Amazon Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser -- having a healthy ego, or high opinion of yourself, is a real positive in life! Donald J. Trump Now Available on Amazon I’m the on...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Regrettably Experiences Opposite of Spiritual Awakening

Nashville Man Regrettably Experiences Opposite of Spiritual Awakening

Joshua Hayes of Nashville, Tennessee, attended a day-long Buddhist meditation retreat hoping to achieve a spiritual awakening, only to wind up experiencing the polar opposite: he fell asleep. "It was a guided meditation, and the teacher's voice wa...

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Funny story: The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire

The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire

PHILADELPHIA – A spokesperson for the NFL Philadelphia Eagles has said that the team has expressed an interest in signing Harry Mcguire, the current captain of the Manchester United Red Devils to a lucrative contract. The Sports Mirror has learned...

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Funny story: President Trump Says That He Now Knows Who Brought The Coronavirus To The United States

President Trump Says That He Now Knows Who Brought The Coronavirus To The United States

WASHINGTON D.C. – President Trump says that he has finally found out how the Coronavirus got to the United States' shores. POTUS said that Rudy Giuliani spoke with a member of the Chinese Department of Food, and it appears that the virus was broug...

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Funny story: Joe and Jill Biden Are Already Picking Out The New Colors For The White House Carpets

Joe and Jill Biden Are Already Picking Out The New Colors For The White House Carpets

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mr. and Mrs. Joe Biden celebrated his fantastic victory in the South Carolina Primary well into the wee hours. Reports are that the happy couple danced to the music of Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, and The Barenaked Ladies while di...

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Funny story: Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Rumours emanating from Anfield this morning are that Liverpool will seek to strengthen their defence in the summer, after their present back four was 'taken to the cleaners' in yesterday's 3-0 defeat at Watford. They will be making a serious £100m...

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