Funny story: Actor's one-man show will go on

Actor's one-man show will go on

Renowned thespian, Geoff Act, has insisted that his one-man show at London's Prince Andrew Theatre will continue, despite the global pandemic. He will perform his three-hour monologue, My Word!, to empty seats until the run finishes in August. "I'...

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Funny story: Sociopath to volunteer more in the Autumn

Sociopath to volunteer more in the Autumn

Local sociopath, Simon Thomas Plumbs Greaves, plans to do more volunteering in the Autumn when Coronavirus is over, he has said on his Twitter feed. 'I don't know what I should be doing, but I feel I should be doing more. I will in the autumn. Com...

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Funny story: Couple regret not buying more board games

Couple regret not buying more board games

Gary and Lorraine Johnson have only a set of Monopoly, an old set of Jenga, and a pack of cards with two of the 10's, a 9, and a 3 missing, to see them through coronavirus. The couple and their son, 14-year-old Tom, are holed up in their spacious...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

“And we had been getting so close,” said Andy Harding of Nashville, Tennessee, bemoaning the fact that his new live-in girlfriend, Amanda Miller, recently broke it to him that she wanted to start social distancing. “It’s a bummer, no getting aroun...

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Funny story: Man Tells Society To Get Fucked

Man Tells Society To Get Fucked

A man in East Yorkshire has commented on what is being touted as the end of civilisation, and said that, as far as he is concerned, the whole world can "go and get fucked". The man, ex-infantryman, Dennis Large, lives in a Second World War machine...

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Funny story: Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

In a unique international fashion event in Beijing, all the major design houses took the opportunity to reveal their Summer Collections, and a glimpse of the fresh, new and original outfits that literally everyone will be wearing on the streets of Pa...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift is Being Urged to Run Against Sen. Marsha “The Wicked Witch of The South” Blackburn

Taylor Swift is Being Urged to Run Against Sen. Marsha “The Wicked Witch of The South” Blackburn

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - Hundreds of thousands of Taylor Swift’s fans who reside in Tennessee, are pleading with her to run against Senator Marsha Blackburn, who many say has lost the last few marbles she had. According to Political Salad Bar Maga...

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Funny story: Cher Says She Hates the President but Loves the First Lady

Cher Says She Hates the President but Loves the First Lady

HOLLYWOOD – There is probably nobody in the entire USA who dislikes Donald Trump more than the legendary singer, Cher. Cher, who with her husband Sonny, were part of one of the most popular singing duets of all time, confessed to The Cucamonga Ch...

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Funny story: The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

MIAMI BEACH, Florida - The Miss USA Pageant officials have said that there are no plans to cancel or postpone this year's beauty contest. The pageant producers stated that they just have way too much money invested in the show to just simply say ‘...

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Funny story: 3M To Produce Medical Masks That Are Edible

3M To Produce Medical Masks That Are Edible

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota – A representative with the 3M company has just informed the public that one of their subsidiary companies, known as 4M, will soon begin production on a new medical mask. The mask, which will be marketed as The Unive...

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Funny story: Trump Wants The Media To Stop Showing That TV Ad That Clearly Proves That He Lies All of the Time

Trump Wants The Media To Stop Showing That TV Ad That Clearly Proves That He Lies All of the Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump’s chief lawyer, Segundo Juarez, has just issued a stop-and-desist letter against the mainstream media, because they are putting out television ads that, although are true and totally accurate, are upsetting his clie...

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Funny story: Illuminati to Focus on World Finance Domination

Illuminati to Focus on World Finance Domination

AUSTIN, TEXAS - The Illuminati are giving up on "Political Intrigue", because they are sick and tired of the "f*cking incompetence" which is rampant among ALL politicians. Keeping their focus on control of the Financial Markets, the Banks, and Invest...

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Funny story: Kids Warned About Parents At Swimming Pool

Kids Warned About Parents At Swimming Pool

Young children in Thailand have been warned that their parents are irresponsible, and should be carefully watched. The news comes after a man who used to reside in the country revealed a photograph that he had taken of a sign at the swimming pool...

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Funny story: Man Has Noticed He's Drinking More Tea During Shutdown

Man Has Noticed He's Drinking More Tea During Shutdown

The current shutdown, or 'lockdown', or whatever you want to call it, is having a profound effect on people from all walks of life, but one man has noticed that the profoundest effect it is having on him is that he is that he is drinking much more te...

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Funny story: Coronavirus To Be Charged With High Treason, If Any Of Royal Family, Well, You Know

Coronavirus To Be Charged With High Treason, If Any Of Royal Family, Well, You Know

There's been a grave announcement from Buckingham Palace in the last few minutes, to say that the Coronavirus is to be charged with High Treason. And they're not kidding! The virus originally surfaced in China in January, but, instead of being...

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