WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mr. and Mrs. Joe Biden celebrated his fantastic victory in the South Carolina Primary well into the wee hours.
Reports are that the happy couple danced to the music of Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, and The Barenaked Ladies while dining on Crab Rangoon, Mac & Cheese, and Guacamole Pizza.
Joe was asked by a reporter with The Washington Globe Express how he felt. He grinned, grabbed Jill, and said, “I feel fantastic. In fact, if I was two years younger, Jilly and I would be up in our hotel suite doing the mattress jig hoedown right now."
Jill remarked that she has already started checking out the various color schemes for the White House carpeting.
Joe said that the first thing he is going to do when they move into the White House, is to have the entire place triple-sprayed to get rid of the horrible hairspray smell that “Old Little Fingers” Trump is responsible for.
Jill giggled, and said that an inside source told her that Trump has about 17 full-length mirrors in his master bedroom. She remarked that she heard that he has a photo of first daughter Ivanka who is known as “The White House Barbie” in a skimpy red MAGA bikini swimsuit on his night stand.
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