Funny story: Prisons to release offenders early to prevent Coronavirus spread in US penal system

Prisons to release offenders early to prevent Coronavirus spread in US penal system

With prisons and jails in danger of becoming breeding grounds for the coronavirus, the White House has come up with a novel way of releasing criminals back into society earlier than their initial sentences demanded While not classed as parole, th...

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Funny story: ABBA Linked To New Gene That Sustains Their Popularity

ABBA Linked To New Gene That Sustains Their Popularity

Scientists at the University of Stockholm, today revealed that a 40-year-long study of the musical group ABBA, has lead to a breakthrough. The iconic popular Swedish group has had a little bit of help maintaining their popularity. "ABBA has a secr...

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Funny story: Ian Curtis workout video released after 40 year wait

Ian Curtis workout video released after 40 year wait

It's the exercise video that nobody thought would get released. Before he died, Joy Division's lead singer Ian Curtis recorded a thirty-minute exercise routine compiled from live performances where he shows how he keeps in shape. Entitled "Ian Cur...

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Funny story: Overweight woman in mermaid costume mistaken for a whale and rolled into the sea

Overweight woman in mermaid costume mistaken for a whale and rolled into the sea

Doris Knight, 46, of Swansea, was enjoying the bracing March weather on an enclosed rocky beach at the Mumbles, South Wales, wearing a fashionable black and white mermaid tail that matched her swimsuit. However, she got the fright of her life when te...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Latest Fantasy

Donald Trump’s Latest Fantasy

Among the numerous fantasies or lies that Donald Trump has promoted during his presidency, the latest, as of Friday, March 13, is his claim that he had nothing to do with disbanding the emergency office of Global Health Security, or White House Pande...

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Funny story: CDC Officials: Staying Home and Posting Toilet Paper Memes on Facebook is Still a Safe Activity

CDC Officials: Staying Home and Posting Toilet Paper Memes on Facebook is Still a Safe Activity

Washington - Health Officials in the Trump administration and the Centers for Disease Control confirmed on Friday that it is not a high-risk activity for seniors, and others at risk from the Coronavirus contagion, to just stay sheltered in their hom...

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Funny story: Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.

Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.

Amidst panic over the COVID-19 epidemic, which prompted United States President Donald Trump to declare a national emergency, many Americans report finding that coronavirus is best warded off by lying on the couch and watching a lot of T.V. “The c...

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Funny story: Liverpool Not Champions Yet - Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola

Liverpool Not Champions Yet - Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola

A report in the Telegraph newspaper which says that Premier League leaders Liverpool are likely to be crowned champions even if the season is cancelled, has angered officials of those clubs 'chasing' the Reds, who say that a football season is not ov...

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Funny story: Colorado Denies That Traces of The Coronavirus Have Been Found In The State's Pot Supply

Colorado Denies That Traces of The Coronavirus Have Been Found In The State's Pot Supply

DENVER – Governor John Hickenlooper of Colorado is very upset with President Trump, who mistakenly tweeted that traces of the Coronavirus had been found in the state’s supply of marijuana. Hickenlooper suggested that POTUS needs to worry about tha...

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Funny story: The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Two of the White House maids have disclosed to a reporter with The Washington Globe Express that the huge mansion at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has run out of toilet paper. The two White House maids, who did not want to give their...

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Funny story: US Medical Experts Are Puzzled As To Why The USA Has Almost 2,200 COVID-19 Cases Whereas Mexico Only Has 12

US Medical Experts Are Puzzled As To Why The USA Has Almost 2,200 COVID-19 Cases Whereas Mexico Only Has 12

MEXICO CITY - Mexico’s Department of Colds and Flus reports that the country has had only 12 cases of C-19, whereas China has had over 81,000, and the USA has had almost 2,200. U.S. medical researchers are baffled by this big discrepancy, since th...

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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Suggests That Eating Their Ultimate Cheesburger Could Help Fight Off Coronavirus Germs

Jack-In-The-Box Suggests That Eating Their Ultimate Cheesburger Could Help Fight Off Coronavirus Germs

San Diego, California - A representative with Jack-In-The-Box has informed a reporter with The Los Angeles Post-Gazette that their corporation feels that eating an Ultimate Cheesburger could possibly prevent someone from getting COVID-19. Pettus H...

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Funny story: One of The Nation’s Most Infamous Prostitutes Says Her Business Has Dropped Off By 91% Because of The COVID-19

One of The Nation’s Most Infamous Prostitutes Says Her Business Has Dropped Off By 91% Because of The COVID-19

NEW ORLEANS - The dreaded Coronavirus scare is having an impact on everything and everyone, as evidenced by one Velvetina Winterwood, 29, of New Orleans. Velvy, as her friends, relatives, clients, and husband call her, is one of the most creativel...

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Funny story: Man Could Not Do IQ Test

Man Could Not Do IQ Test

A man who was confronted with an online IQ Test challenge whilst absent-mindedly browsing the internet, was unable to deal with its complicated puzzle challenge, and had to go off work sick. The problem occurred on Monday, when Moys Kenwood, 56, w...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Q&A Survival Kit

Coronavirus Q&A Survival Kit

The threat from the Coronavirus is real. The spread has been rapid, and every country on the planet is now at risk. Amidst the tidal wave of information and misinformation, many people are concerned about their futures, and their chances of surviv...

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