Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 10 March 2020

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Meghan is really excited about doing her public service announcement while wearing a two-piece bikini swimsuit.

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus

Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, and actually liked the idea of her appearing in the ad in a skimpy two-piece bikini swimsuit.

When told that millions of men will view her ad Meghan giggled, and remarked that she hopes all of those men (and women) who view her public service ad will go out and get tested.

Her husband, Prince Harry, told her that he is thrilled that so many millions of men will be ogling her body. Harry told a reporter with RumorLand News, “Hey, I think that it’s great that while all those men will be looking at Meggy’s hot, sexy, gorgeous body, I am the only one who actually gets to caress every fine inch of her sensuously stunning body."

IN CLOSING – Queen Elizabeth reportedly texted Meghan and told her that she is forbidden from appearing in a commercial while wearing a skimpy bikini swimsuit. Meghan is said to have texted back, “Bite me, Lizzy.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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