Meghan Markle Talks About The Nude Photos That Have Just Surfaced

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 3 March 2020

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Meghan Markle has said that she does not have any body tattoos.

HOLLYWOOD – Meghan Markle, who was formerly the Duchess of Sussex, until Queen Elizabeth took away her title, her crown, and her duchess carriage, spoke with RumorLand News regarding alleged nude photos of her that have just surfaced.

RumorLand News reporter Ty Quickmeister stated that he received the photos in the mail, and the return address was that of a castle that is located 17 miles outside of Ipswich, England.

Meghan was shown the photos and she said that it was definitely not her. She said that, for one thing, she would never wear a ‘Nowhere But Buckingham Palace’ cap; and especially now.

She giggled and said that she does not have any tattoos, and most certainly not a tramp stamp with the words ‘Long Live Queen Elizabeth.’

Prince Harry, who was sitting next to his gorgeous wife, looked at the photos and laughed. He said that he can say without question that unlike the woman in the photos, his wife does not have inverted nipples.

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