There were 322 spoof news stories published in February 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Play For Liverpool Next Season

Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Play For Liverpool Next Season

The January transfer window closed at midnight on Friday, and will remain shut for the rest of the season, but already there is talk about what might happen in the summer, and the name that is on everyone's lips is that of Cristiano Ronaldo, and a po...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Be Issued With Retrospective Red Card

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Be Issued With Retrospective Red Card

Controversy was the name of the game at Stamford Bridge last night, as Chelsea were beaten 2-0 by Manchester United in a match totally controversialised by the VAR system. After Martial had given the visitors a first-half lead, Chelsea's Zouma had...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Talks With Eric Cantona

Manchester United In Talks With Eric Cantona

There were raised eyebrows all over the northwest this morning, as news began to filter through to the grey and grimy slums, cobbled streets, and endless ramshackle 2-up-2-down back-to-back terraced houses, that the world's favourite football team, M...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea

Liverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea

After the dust had settled on a memorable victory for the Liverpool under-23 side in their FA Cup 4th-round replay against Shrewsbury Town at Anfield last night, there was a shock in store for manager, Jürgen Klopp, this morning. The Reds team con...

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Funny story: West Ham Sack David Moyes a Second Time After Losing to Amateur Club Hackney Wednesday at London Stadium

West Ham Sack David Moyes a Second Time After Losing to Amateur Club Hackney Wednesday at London Stadium

London Stadium - Long-suffering supporters of West Ham United who demanded that rehired manager David Moyes be immediately sacked again after Saturday's loss to local amateur football club Hackney Wednesday, got their wish when the two-time manager w...

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Funny story: Liverpool Title Bid Derailed As Premier League Considers Season Abandonment Due To Coronavirus

Liverpool Title Bid Derailed As Premier League Considers Season Abandonment Due To Coronavirus

Black clouds were gathering over Anfield this morning, as news reached Merseyside that, due to the threat to public health posed by the Coronavirus, Premier League officials will meet on Monday afternoon with a view to abandoning the football season.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request

Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request

The transfer deadline may have been reached last Friday, and the window slammed shut, but one man who has got a request in early for the next round of moves is the Juventus player, Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo, 34, has scored a phenomenal amount of...

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Several Players Late On Transfer Deadline Day

Manchester United Sign Several Players Late On Transfer Deadline Day

Manchester United flexed their not inconsiderable financial muscles last night, just minutes before the deadline on the transfer market window, securing the signatures of a host of footballing superstars, none of whom I have ever heard of. The fir...

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Funny story: Manchester United: 10-Year-Old Fan Says His Dad Wrote Letter To Jürgen Klopp, Not Him

Manchester United: 10-Year-Old Fan Says His Dad Wrote Letter To Jürgen Klopp, Not Him

Daragh Curley, the 10-year-old Manchester United 'fan' who wrote a letter to Liverpool boss, Jürgen Klopp, asking him if he could fix it for the Anfield club to lose a few games so that they might not win the Premier League title, has revealed that i...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, is in hot water with team coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, this morning, after he let it be known that he plans to turn out for a local Sunday League team at the weekend. Maguire, 26, incurred the Norwegian's...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, after it was revealed that Manchester United players have told the club they are anxious for their match against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge on 17 February to be called off due to worries over...

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Funny story: Ronaldo In Coronavirus Scare

Ronaldo In Coronavirus Scare

There was widespread pandemonium in both Italy and Portugal this afternoon, after it was announced that footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, had been involved in a scare in relation to the deadly Coronavirus currently sweeping the globe. Ronaldo, 35, ha...

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Funny story: Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"

Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"

Liverpool may be 25 points ahead of their closest rivals in the race to win their first top-tier title in 30 years, but their manager, Jürgen Klopp, is taking nothing for granted, and says it is far too early to be thinking of such things. Liverpo...

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Funny story: Manchester United And Liverpool To Play In Face Masks And Surgical Gowns

Manchester United And Liverpool To Play In Face Masks And Surgical Gowns

There has been a dramatic announcement from the Premier League this morning, that, in light of the current risk to public health, both Liverpool and Manchester United will undergo an unexpected 'kit change', and will play their remaining fixtures thi...

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Funny story: Top Premier League Clubs To Be Forced To Buy Quota Of 'Players That Aren't Very Good' Next Season

Top Premier League Clubs To Be Forced To Buy Quota Of 'Players That Aren't Very Good' Next Season

Manchester United, and last season's Premier League champions, Manchester City, head a list of top clubs who, in a bid to bring parity to the game, will be forced to buy new players from a pool of hoofers and has-beens from the lower leagues. Live...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has spoken to reporters about the disappointment he experienced this morning, when he went downstairs to make his breakfast, picked up a newspaper to read the football pages, and realised that his team...

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Funny story: It’s beginning to look a lot like Wuhan

It’s beginning to look a lot like Wuhan

It's beginning to look a lot like Wuhan Everywhere you go; Take a look in the state pen They’re dying once again With ovens and crematoriums aglow. It's beginning to look a lot like Wuhan No food in any store But the prettiest sight to see is...

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Funny story: Manchester United: 'King' Eric Cantona To Take Over At Old Trafford

Manchester United: 'King' Eric Cantona To Take Over At Old Trafford

As reported in these pages earlier in the week, Manchester United have, this morning, agreed terms with their former star player, Eric Cantona, to take over the management of the club from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer with immediate effect. Cantona, 53, w...

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Funny story: Pancake Day Latest: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Is Going Round To His Mum's House Later

Pancake Day Latest: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Is Going Round To His Mum's House Later

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who cost United £80million when he joined them last summer, has confirmed he will be going round to his mum's house on Tuesday, for a special Pancake Day treat. According to Maguire...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire Says Club Bruges Spelling Is Ridiculous

Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire Says Club Bruges Spelling Is Ridiculous

Manchester United go into their Europa League last-32 second-leg game against Club Bruges at Old Trafford tonight, with a slight advantage, after their 1-1 draw in Belgium last week gave them an important away goal, but the big news is that the Red D...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says He Hates TheSpoof.com

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says He Hates TheSpoof.com

As the number of negative 'online' incidents involving football players continues to rise, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has given his backing to those who feel they no longer wish to use social media, and have deleted their accounts, say...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC: Mathematicians To Calculate When Reds Can Be Crowned Champions

Liverpool FC: Mathematicians To Calculate When Reds Can Be Crowned Champions

It's only the first week in February, but already there have been calls for the Premier League title to be handed to Liverpool, after the Reds beat Southampton 4-0 at Anfield yesterday, to move 22 points clear of their nearest rivals. Unsure of th...

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Funny story: Elon Musk Creates Time Machine, Sends Tesla Cybertruck Into The Past

Elon Musk Creates Time Machine, Sends Tesla Cybertruck Into The Past

When Elon Musk announced his plans to create a time machine back in April of 2016, many in the scientific community were skeptical of the entrepreneur’s ability to take on such a formidable task. Despite the reservations, many in attendance at the pr...

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Funny story: Recent Studies Show That Men Who Kiss Women With Red Lipstick Become More Virile

Recent Studies Show That Men Who Kiss Women With Red Lipstick Become More Virile

POMONA, California - Researchers at The Pomona Institute For Cosmetic Studies have discovered an interesting phenomenon that may revolutionize the art of kissing. Dr. Amerigo W. Baconweiser, an expert in cosmetic medicine, stated that, after condu...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death

Coronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death

Scientists in China working on discovering an antidote for the Coronavirus have said that it is conceivable that it could yet mutate into the Bubonic Plague, or Black Death, which ravaged the world's population in the 14th century. The Black Deat...

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Funny story: Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

DOVER, Delaware - The Have A Heart Candy Hearts Company has just stated that the sales of their Valentine's Day candy hearts have gone through the roof. A spokesperson for the candy company, Lucretia Ingersoll, 63, said that she has worked for the...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield tells world how he faked his orgasms with his wife for 27 years and had to fantasize about Noel Edmonds to get an erection

Phillip Schofield tells world how he faked his orgasms with his wife for 27 years and had to fantasize about Noel Edmonds to get an erection

In a lovely, heart-warming moment for gay pride and diversity, children’s entertainer Phillip Schofield, who recently told the world that he is gay, and had been deceiving his wife about his sexuality for 27 years, admitted that, in order, to have se...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...

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Funny story: Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match

Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match

WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady, Melania Trump, who is 49, caused quite a stir at son Barron’s recent soccer match. The first soccer mom showed up at The Pele Commemorative Soccer Complex wearing a tiny sports bra and a pair of tight-fitting Daisy Duke...

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Funny story: ACME Anvil Ltd. Purchases Manchester United In Hostile Takeover

ACME Anvil Ltd. Purchases Manchester United In Hostile Takeover

BILLINGSGATE POST: ACME Anvil Ltd. announced the purchase of Manchester United from Malcom Glazer today in a hostile takeover that left Man U followers hopeful for better days. ACME, an offshore conglomerate located on Grand Cayman Island, also owns...

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Funny story: Bomb Bomb China: Trump To Use Neutron Bomb To Get Rid Of Coronavirus

Bomb Bomb China: Trump To Use Neutron Bomb To Get Rid Of Coronavirus

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a call to Chinese President, Xi Jinping, President Trump said they discussed carpet bombing China with neutron bombs to knock out the Coronavirus, which originated in China, killing untold thousands while pummeling world financ...

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Funny story: Putin to arrive in New York; will take over US

Putin to arrive in New York; will take over US

Thanks to the alert reporting of MSNBC, we now know the Russian plan is not simply to interfere with US elections. It wants to completely take over the country—next week. Mr. Putin has said he will probably reside in Trump Tower in New York, an...

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Funny story: Singapore Airlines Halts All Flights Due To Coronavirus Outbreak

Singapore Airlines Halts All Flights Due To Coronavirus Outbreak

Singapore Airlines CEO Goh Choon Phong has declared that Singapore Airlines will halt flights from inside and outside the Republic of Singapore until approximately April 10 (subject to change). Phong states: “Coronavirus is one of the worst epidem...

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Funny story: Man Uses 'Bum Gun' To Clean His Anus

Man Uses 'Bum Gun' To Clean His Anus

A man who used an Asian-style toilet has revealed how, after completing his business, he didn't use toilet tissue to clean his bottom, but, instead, utilised the hand-held water jet - known as a Bum Gun - to complete the task. In Western countries...

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Funny story: Manchester United Hires Dog The Bounty Hunter To Find Goal

Manchester United Hires Dog The Bounty Hunter To Find Goal

BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United’s signing of John Bolton and Bruno Fernandes fell flat in their debut at Old Trafford today. United’s £47 million signing of Bruno and countless millions paid to Bolton to manage the Red Devils resulted in a 0-0...

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Funny story: Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola Tipped For Spain Job

Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola Tipped For Spain Job

In the aftermath of the two-year European club competition ban handed to Manchester City, this week, for breaching Financial Fair Play (FFP) regulations, it's been rumoured that coach, Pep Guardiola, has been linked with a job back in his native Spai...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Chocolate manufacturers, as well as greeting card and flower sellers all over the world are in uproar this morning, after an international ban on celebrating Valentine's Day came into force, due to the possible spread of infection of the deadly You-k...

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Funny story: US to shutdown internet to stop spread of new Online Coronavirus

US to shutdown internet to stop spread of new Online Coronavirus

US officials have confirmed the internet will be shut down. Director of US internet relations, James Chadwick, has said, "All internet comes from China, and to help keep a virtual virus from spreading, a complete shutdown of the internet will occ...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Donald Trump has spoken out about the spread of the deadly Coronavirus, and says that he, personally, could have ended the worldwide threat of a pandemic, if only he'd have been allowed to initiate an all-out nuclear strike on China, instea...

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Funny story: Hanna Barbera announces that Meghan Markle will join Scooby Doo – she’ll be the whiny self-righteous one who’s too posh to hide in the dumpster

Hanna Barbera announces that Meghan Markle will join Scooby Doo – she’ll be the whiny self-righteous one who’s too posh to hide in the dumpster

Amazing news for all fans of cartoons everywhere. Hanna Barbera, the makers of the Scooby Doo franchise, has revealed their plans to bring one-time member of the British Royal Family Meghan Markle into the Scooby Gang, where she’ll go on adventures w...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

It's been claimed that Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who, last week, came out of the closet to reveal his homosexuality, often becomes sexually aroused when he has to interview a male guest. Or so I heard. The news comes fr...

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Funny story: Police warn Priti Patel to stop smiling sexily at people

Police warn Priti Patel to stop smiling sexily at people

British Home Secretary Priti Patel received a warning from London’s top cop, about her sexy smile and charming personality. The 37-year-old Indian-origin politician, who is the darling of the right of the Tory party, with her tub-thumping policies on...

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Funny story: England, Germany, Canada, France, and Zimbabwe Have Petitions Demanding That Trump Be Removed From Office

England, Germany, Canada, France, and Zimbabwe Have Petitions Demanding That Trump Be Removed From Office

NEW YORK CITY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that five countries want President Trump kicked out of office immediately. Pierre DuPuzzle, who is the spokesman for the 5-country group, said that the petitions contain a total of 29,802,714...

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Funny story: Mutiny In Progress On Coronavirus Cruise Ship

Mutiny In Progress On Coronavirus Cruise Ship

The cruise ship, SS Diamond Princess, which has been docked at Yokohama in Japan, whilst hundreds of its passengers are being tested for the Coronavirus, has been over-run by a contingent of men with makeshift weapons, who have seized control of the...

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Funny story: Jürgen Klinsmann To Open Diving School

Jürgen Klinsmann To Open Diving School

The former Hertha Berlin coach, Jürgen Klinsmann, who walked out on the Bundesliga club last week after just 77 days in charge, citing 'differences' with management, is to open a diving school. No, not a 'driving school', a 'diving school'. To tea...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

The deadly Coronavirus, which was officially named by the World Health Organization (WHO) as Covid-19 earlier this week, is strongly resisting all attempts to rename it, and has been appearing in many places still under its original moniker. The v...

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Funny story: Man Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected

Man Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected

A man has unexpectedly and unwittingly discovered how to travel through time. Joachim Arschloch, who lives with his ageing mother in the small Austrian town of Schweinwank on the River Danube, has recounted how he made his discovery to The Spoof's...

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Funny story: Pumpkin Chips Were Even Tastier Than Onion Chips!

Pumpkin Chips Were Even Tastier Than Onion Chips!

A man who, only last week, revealed that some onion chips he purchased and ate during a roadside stop on the way home from a market were "delicious", has now said that a packet of pumpkin chips he bought a few days later were even more tasty than the...

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Funny story: Man Is Fed Up Of Waiting

Man Is Fed Up Of Waiting

A waiter at a plush restaurant in New York has said that, after serving customers for nearly 16 years, he is absolutely sick to death of waiting, and is giving up the role, to search for alternative employment. Andrew Skivvy, 34, has taken diners'...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle's Ex-Husband Speaks Out

Meghan Markle's Ex-Husband Speaks Out

LOS ANGELES – The man who was married to Meghan Markle for two years, recently spoke with Maximus Bedstraw, a reporter with The Grandiose News Organization. Trevor Engleson, who was Markle's first husband, said that it was interesting that she end...

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Funny story: Chinese Coronavirus Hospital Was Made From Sticky Rice

Chinese Coronavirus Hospital Was Made From Sticky Rice

It's been alleged by undercover sources in China, that the hospital in Wuhan that was built from start to finish in 10 days, to house those suffering from the deadly Coronavirus, is made from sticky rice and papier mâché. The Huoshenshan Hospital...

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Funny story: Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Markle Meet King Tom (Brady)

Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Markle Meet King Tom (Brady)

SAN FRANCISCO – Prince Harry and his sexy wife, Meghan, were visiting “Fog City”, and taking in the sites such as The Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz Prison, and the trailer where members of the 60s rock band, The Jefferson Airplane, wrote such hit song...

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Funny story: News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

For the second time in the long tenure of his so-called presidency, President Trump has been called into question via an impeachment process. The difference this time, however, is that the impeachment has been put into play by a force outside the leg...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Contaminated By Coronavirus

TheSpoof.com Contaminated By Coronavirus

There was the worst news possible for health officials fearing a mutation of the Coronavirus today, as it emerged that the virus had managed to infect an online satirical news website, sending contributors into a panic. TheSpoof.com reported it wa...

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Funny story: Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers

Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers

Angry Swedish climate activist Greta Thornberg has released her first book, warning of the dangers of traditional cooking methods, such as wood-burning stoves (used in some countries, like India), or gas and electric ovens, which leave a significant...

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Funny story: Man-Coronavirus far more debilitating says WHO

Man-Coronavirus far more debilitating says WHO

The World Health Organisation stated last night, that, according to research, men suffering from the virulent, coronavirus disease will experience debilitating symptoms far in excess of those suffered by women A WHO spokesman told a news conferenc...

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Funny story: 'A Question Of Sport' Sue Barker Faces Axe

'A Question Of Sport' Sue Barker Faces Axe

A major controversy is brewing at the BBC this evening, after it was announced that the 'A Question of Sport' host, former tennis star, Sue Barker, is to be replaced on the show by a cardboard cut-out of herself. Barker, 63, was a surprise choice...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Dinner With Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Dinner With Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

BEL AIR, California – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette reports that Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, are truly enjoying getting to rub elbows with the Hollywood elite. The happy couple recently had dinner with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston a...

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Funny story: Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney General, Bill Barr, seems to finally be changing his tune. The nation’s top Trump ass-kisser told a reporter with The Washington Globe-Express that he had to put his GOP foot down, and tell Trump to stop his inces...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...

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Funny story: Let's look at Wile E. Coyote's Art again

Let's look at Wile E. Coyote's Art again

BBC's Arts Critic-in-Chief, Melvyn Bragg, has decided that it is about time that the art career of Wile E. Coyote was looked at again. The hirsute Mr Bragg said, 'For years, we looked at Wile E. Coyote's life as a series of failures. All of those...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Walks Off Stephen Colbert's Late Night Talk Show

Ivanka Trump Walks Off Stephen Colbert's Late Night Talk Show

NEW YORK CITY – The nation’s first daughter, Ivanka Trump, appeared with Stephen Colbert on his late night talk show. She was introduced as President Trump’s oldest and most favorite daughter. Amazingly enough, out of the 200 audience members, onl...

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Funny story: Forbes reveals the world's 10 richest people if the slave trade becomes legal again

Forbes reveals the world's 10 richest people if the slave trade becomes legal again

Usually, Forbes publishes the Top 10 lists of people that have more than you will ever dream of having, but this time they decided to make a list of the people that own you. 1) Jeff Bezos Yes...when you created your Amazon account, you didn’t rea...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Talks About The Photos of Her Dressed In a Very Skimpy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Outfit

Ivanka Trump Talks About The Photos of Her Dressed In a Very Skimpy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Outfit

CALEXICO, California – The president’s first and most conceited daughter, Ivanka, was campaigning for her daddy out in Calexico, California. She was asked about the fact that her father lies more times per day than the entire populations of France...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle To Join The Cast of "The View"

Meghan Markle To Join The Cast of "The View"

NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story that Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has agreed to join Whoopi Goldberg and the rest of the women of the top-rated daytime show, "The View." A spokesperson for the sh...

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Funny story: Trump, Barr Send Giuliani to Minnesota to Investigate Beverage Industry Job Given to Klobuchar Daughter

Trump, Barr Send Giuliani to Minnesota to Investigate Beverage Industry Job Given to Klobuchar Daughter

Washington - Following up on Fox News reports that the daughter of Presidential candidate, Amy Klobuchar, received a lucrative appointment at a Minnesota retail beverage establishment while she was only 6 years old, President Donald Trump and his fi...

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Funny story: George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

PHILADELPHIA – George Conway, the founder of the Dump Trump 2020 super pac group, was in the City of Brotherly Love to speak before a group of hard-core Republican voters. Conway told the crowd that his number one priority was to see to it that th...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

WEST HOLLYWOOD – Mr. and Mrs. Prince Harry watched the president’s State of the Union address at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Holly, as the locals call it. The prince said that Trump appeared to be slurring many of his words, including Schumer...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals The Location of Her Brand New Intimate Body Tattoo

Meghan Markle Reveals The Location of Her Brand New Intimate Body Tattoo

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle was recently asked at a Los Angeles Lakers game about the tattoo rumor. Cicero Cuevas, a reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated spoke with the former duchess and asked her how her and hubby...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield: My Wife Turned Me Gay

Phillip Schofield: My Wife Turned Me Gay

Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who 'came out' as homosexual last week, is said to have claimed that Stephanie Lowe, his partner of 27 years, turned him gay. Schofield, 57, said that he had known about his gayness for at least t...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

BOSTON – Tom Brady, one of the NFL’s all-time great quarterbacks, has just announced that he plans on retiring. He told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Pistachio Custer that the time has come for him to hang up his football crotch cup, or pecker plate...

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Funny story: Man Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval

Man Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval

A pair of tweezers that had long been forgotten about after going missing more than six months ago, have turned up safe and well underneath a mattress. The tweezers, which were sometimes used by their owner to pluck white hairs from his head, and,...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...

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Funny story: Trump and Putin Secretly Agree To Allow Trump To Build A 101-Story Trump Tower In Moscow

Trump and Putin Secretly Agree To Allow Trump To Build A 101-Story Trump Tower In Moscow

MOSCOW – One of Moscow’s leading daily newspapers, The Moscow Red Press, has just announced that a 101-story Trump Tower will be built right across from the Kremlin. The Red Press learned of the deal from one of Russia’s top ballerinas, Sofilana N...

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Funny story: Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Social media users attacked a decision by police to arrest Norbert Willy, the host of reality television show “Let’s Do Lots of Fucking in Public”, for beating up his girlfriend Mandy. Mandy had telephoned emergency services, complaining that her...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Is Alleging That She Received Some Hush Money From President Trump

Kathy Griffin Is Alleging That She Received Some Hush Money From President Trump

LOS ANGELES – Kathy Griffin recently stated that she can no longer keep quiet about her and President Trump. The 59-year-old comedian said that, some years ago, before "President Bone Spurs" married Melania, she had a tryst with the man who now l...

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Funny story: Romney: Chosen By God To Take Down Trump

Romney: Chosen By God To Take Down Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Pavlovian dogs, inexplicably connected by their mutual hate for each other, Mitt Romney and President Trump slobber at the feet of destiny as each claim to be the chosen one by an Almighty who probably wishes neither would use...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties

Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties

HOLLYWOOD – The former Duchess of Sussex has decided to launch her own panties line, and she is calling it The Princess Meghan String Bikini Panties Collection. Her husband Prince Harry encouraged her by telling her that she has the sexiest panti...

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Funny story: MSNBC's Chris Matthews admitted to asylum in Weinsberg, Germany

MSNBC's Chris Matthews admitted to asylum in Weinsberg, Germany

Klinikum am Weissenhof psychiatric hospital at Weinsberg, Germany, has generously stepped forward to offer treatment for MSNBC's Chris Matthews. The Klinikum is a state-of-the-art psychiatric hospital, specializing in delusions that cause fear and...

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Funny story: Tyson Fury And Deontay Wilder In Gripping Encounter

Tyson Fury And Deontay Wilder In Gripping Encounter

The build-up to the long-awaited WBC world heavyweight title rematch between champion, Deontay Wilder, from the US, and the 'Gypsy King', British boxer Tyson Fury, in Las Vegas earlier tonight, promised fight fans a gripping encounter, and that's exa...

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Funny story: London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

Barmy Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told reporters at a news conference that Londoners should be allowed to “keep their EU citizenship” after Brexit. Khan, who once famously allowed a great big blimp of US President Donald Trump to be floated over...

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Funny story: President Trump Impersonator Arrested

President Trump Impersonator Arrested

A man accused of attempting to impersonate the US president, Donald Trump, has been arrested by police in Washington, DC. The man, whose true identity has not yet been established, was apprehended in the Safeway supermarket in Fairlington, where h...

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Funny story: The Former Queen of Country Music Loretta Lynn Slams Today’s Country Music

The Former Queen of Country Music Loretta Lynn Slams Today’s Country Music

HURRICANE MILLS, Tennessee – Ichabod Fernandez with The Vox Populi News Agency sat down with the legendary 87-year-old Loretta Lynn at her Tennessee Southern-style Mansion Casa Grits. Lynn was barefoot, and was wearing a torn Calamity Jane blouse...

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Funny story: Shakira Says That The Rolling Stones Will Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming “Hips, Lips, & Nips Concert Tour”

Shakira Says That The Rolling Stones Will Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming “Hips, Lips, & Nips Concert Tour”

DETROIT – The singer/dancer known as “The Princess of Pulsations” sat down with Icahbod Fernandez of The Vox Populi News Agency Miss Swivel Hips was asked what she liked the best about the Super Bowl. She giggled and said that she enjoyed getting...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump has shocked the GOP world by saying that she will most probably vote for Bernie Sanders over her husband. The sensuously sexy first lady was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency. When asked why she...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Just Filed a Lawsuit Against The Daytona 500 Racing Association

Donald Trump Has Just Filed a Lawsuit Against The Daytona 500 Racing Association

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – The Miami Globe-Gazette has just reported that President Trump’s attorney, Segundo Juarez, has filed a lawsuit in behalf of his client. The lawsuit seeks damages in the amount of $16.2 million. Juarez told an assembled group...

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Funny story: As Coronavirus Threatens, Americans Glad to Have Strong Serious Leader Who Trusts in Science at the Helm

As Coronavirus Threatens, Americans Glad to Have Strong Serious Leader Who Trusts in Science at the Helm

Washington - As the scientific and medical community works to allay fears of the spread of the coronavirus, and cases of the new disease spread beyond China to new areas of the globe, America's courageous leader Donald Trump continued his tour of the...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

BAYOU CANE, Louisiana – Prince Harry and his wife, the lusciously-lovely Meghan Markle, were visiting the world famous Monsieur Qui Qui Swamp down in the heart of the swamp bayous, Bayou Cane this week. She told Maximus Bedstraw, of The Grandiose...

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Funny story: President Trump Shows Up At The Daytona 500 And He Quickly Jinxes The Race

President Trump Shows Up At The Daytona 500 And He Quickly Jinxes The Race

DAYTONA, Florida – President Trump and First Lady Melania showed up at the Daytona 500, uninvited, and damn, if old “Cheeto Face” didn’t go and jinx the race! According to The Miami Globe-Gazette, President Trump told one of Ricky Stenhouse Jr's m...

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Funny story: Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

NEW YORK CITY – The iNews Agency is reporting that three of the top Democratic contenders are very impressed by Mitt Romney, whom "The View’s" Joy Behar said is the only Republican in Congress who has any balls. She laughed and said that "Comrade...

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Funny story: English Towns And Cities With Foreign Names To Make Changes

English Towns And Cities With Foreign Names To Make Changes

The government has announced plans to look at changing all UK placenames that have a 'foreign sound', to something a little bit more English. The move comes just two weeks after Brexit, and is intended to appease people who think 'foreigners' stil...

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels Finally Writes Her Tell-All Book About Her Affair With Donald “The Baby Pee-Pee” Trump

Stormy Daniels Finally Writes Her Tell-All Book About Her Affair With Donald “The Baby Pee-Pee” Trump

LOS ANGELES – There’s a new book coming out soon that Donald Trump (aka “The Divider-in-Chief”) is not going to like. In fact, he will probably wet his pants when he reads it. Ichabod Fernandez, with The Vox Populi News Agency, said that he recen...

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Funny story: Bill Barr Says Trump Tweets Are Making His Job of Doing Sleazy Corrupt Deals in Secret "Extremely Difficult"

Bill Barr Says Trump Tweets Are Making His Job of Doing Sleazy Corrupt Deals in Secret "Extremely Difficult"

Washington - Trump fixer and alleged Attorney General of the United States, William Barr, complained to a reporter yesterday that his boss's tweets and rants to the media were making his job of investigating and trashing Trump's political opponents,...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale. Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing...

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Funny story: Famous singer now offended by Pancake Day

Famous singer now offended by Pancake Day

A famed singer and plagiarist, who has at least two big hits he has been sued for, has now said that he is offended by Pancake Day. 'It was bad enough, last week, when I said that I was offended by Valentine's Day, but now Pancake Day is here. The...

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Funny story: Man Decides To Have A 'Durutti Column Weekend'

Man Decides To Have A 'Durutti Column Weekend'

A man who loves listening to music, but who hasn't had the chance for a 'maximum blowout' in a very long time, will put that right this weekend, and will stage one at his home, featuring his Durutti Column collection. Moys Kenwood, 56, has followe...

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Funny story: Stormzy Ruing Choice Of Stage Name After Particularly Inclement Weather Batters UK

Stormzy Ruing Choice Of Stage Name After Particularly Inclement Weather Batters UK

British award-winning freestyle rapper, Stormzy, is at a crossroads in his career this morning, after the second major extreme weather incident in two weeks battered the UK into submission under a torrent of rain, high winds and floods, leaving the s...

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Funny story: Tommy Robinson Has Vanished

Tommy Robinson Has Vanished

Tommy Robinson, the rabble-rousing activist who makes it his primary business to 'get in the faces' of Muslims across the UK, and give them a good talking to, has disappeared, it's been realised. Tommy, who's not afraid of putting himself about a...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle To Record A Song With Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood

Meghan Markle To Record A Song With Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood

MEMPHIS, Tennessee – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were in Memphis visiting the Yippee-Ki-Yay Country Music Museum located on Red Neck Drive. They got to view country music artifacts and relics, such as an AK-47 semi-automatic rifle that was onc...

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Thanks to weeks of unremitting thunderstorms, six-year-old Nashville resident, Chucky Dillon, was sentenced to consecutive time inside, without even time off for good behavior. "You really start missing the sunshine," said Chucky. "I would have gi...

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