Funny story: Morris Dancing side feeling down

Morris Dancing side feeling down

The Morris dancers of Chutney on the Fritz are, not for the first time, feeling slightly down about the world in general. Sprightly leader, Pete 'The Man' Smith, said, 'With Coronavirus now hitting all of the Summer Festivals that we usually invit...

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Funny story: Coronavirus threatens granny porn industry

Coronavirus threatens granny porn industry

For years, twisted perverts have pleasured themselves over classic geriatric porn with titles such as "Wrinkly Tits", "Dry, Dry Vages", and "Gravedodgers on Viagra". Yet now, the entire industry has shut down, as its stars are dropping like flies fro...

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Funny story: Man dusting down his Accordion

Man dusting down his Accordion

All-round very strange chappy Brian Asshat has decided to add one more oddity to his bow, and, in a time of self-isolation, has decided to re-learn the accordion that he hasn't touched since his schooldays. Completely out of tune, and covered in d...

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Funny story: Throbbing Gristle Founder Genesis P-Orridge Mourned By Her Majesty The Queen

Throbbing Gristle Founder Genesis P-Orridge Mourned By Her Majesty The Queen

There were sombre scenes at Buckingham Palace this evening, and the Royal Standard stood at half-mast, after the news was broken to Her Majesty the Queen that Genesis P-Orridge, the founder member and lead singer of Throbbing Gristle, had died, aged...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Crisis Rivaled only by Hypochondria Epidemic

Coronavirus Crisis Rivaled only by Hypochondria Epidemic

With more and more cases of COVID-19 being diagnosed throughout the United States, a new pandemic has unexpectedly surpassed even the coronavirus crisis, with Americans everywhere reporting skyrocketing rates of hypochondria. Having noticed that h...

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Funny story: Man Has Variant Strain Of Coronavirus

Man Has Variant Strain Of Coronavirus

A music enthusiast from Hull in East Yorkshire, who just cannot seem to stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs from the 1940s and 1950s, has been diagnosed by doctors at Hull Royal Infirmary as suffering from a new strain of the Coronavirus...

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Funny story: Trump Bobblehead Dolls To Go On Sale Soon

Trump Bobblehead Dolls To Go On Sale Soon

NEW YORK CITY - The Trump Campaign has announced that the President Trump Bobblehead Dolls will go on sale shortly. Trump Campaign spokesperson, Tallulah Lifshitz, said that the little four-inch plastic TBD’s will sell for $67 plus tax, with all t...

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Funny story: The Newly Developed Coronavirus Whistling Test Works Like A Charm

The Newly Developed Coronavirus Whistling Test Works Like A Charm

OSLO, Norway - A company that deals in disease testing has come up with a test that has proven to be 89.7% effective in testing for the C-19 virus strain. Dr. Bjorn Thor Steinfest, who has been with the company for 47 years, said that the testing...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Confesses That He Is Seriously Considering Cancelling The Upcoming Presidential Election

Donald Trump Confesses That He Is Seriously Considering Cancelling The Upcoming Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump recently met with his top adviser, Kellyanne Conway, and his daughter, Ivanka, and they have decided that it will probably be in the best interests of the country if the 2020 Presidential Election is cancelled. POTUS state...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Reveals The Women Who Are On His Short Vice-President List

Joe Biden Reveals The Women Who Are On His Short Vice-President List

NEW YORK CITY – Former Vice-President Joe Biden spoke with Anderson Cooper of CNN, and told him who he is considering to join him on the Democratic ticket. Biden said that it is no secret that he loves women. “I admire females for many reasons. Fo...

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Funny story: The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

AUGUSTA, Georgia – The Augusta National Golf Club has just announced that this year's PGA Masters Tournament has been cancelled, and there are a lot of very rich people who are disappointed, upset, and fit to be tied. Assistant Executive Vice Chai...

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Funny story: Football Shutdown: Pools Panel To Sit

Football Shutdown: Pools Panel To Sit

The shutdown of the entire British football programme until early April - and possibly beyond - due to fears over the spread of the Coronavirus, has prompted renewed interest in one of the game's mysterious behind-the-scenes institutions - the Pools...

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Funny story: Federal Reserve Imposes Negative Interest with Quarter Point Debit on All Savings Accounts

Federal Reserve Imposes Negative Interest with Quarter Point Debit on All Savings Accounts

Federal Reserve HQ, Washington D. C. Having failed to bolster the markets with a half-point cut in interest rates last week, and with a further cut to 0 interest on savings apparently a failure as well, Federal Reserve chairman Powell ordered a neg...

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Funny story: AOC self-quarantined after coronavirus-induced brain farts shut down Congress

AOC self-quarantined after coronavirus-induced brain farts shut down Congress

The events unfolded quite dramatically. Here are our updates: * With the Capitol consumed by anxiety over clownvirus, Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) rose in a floor address Tuesday and told his Democratic colleagues they should lea...

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Funny story: The Continued Presence Of A Whole Swathe Of Other Spoof Writers

The Continued Presence Of A Whole Swathe Of Other Spoof Writers

The news last week that one of TheSpoof.com's foremost writers from the past, Abel Rodriguez, had made his long-awaited return to the site, coupled with the unapologetically self-promotional offering to announce that fact, (The Return Of Spoof Writer...

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