Funny story: Trump’s Ego is the Size of Dallas, While His Brain is the Size of a Tsetse Fly

Trump’s Ego is the Size of Dallas, While His Brain is the Size of a Tsetse Fly

BOSTON – Three of the leading psychologists in the country have stated that Donald J. Trump’s political career, like a 10-day old loaf of bread, has expired. Dr. Skiffington Bibble stated that he has studied Trump since his days on NBC’s The Appre...

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Funny story: Sterilization Mandate Passes While Christy Lane Warbles Inspirational Songs

Sterilization Mandate Passes While Christy Lane Warbles Inspirational Songs

BILLINGSGATE POST: (Dateline Galapagos Islands) The Board Has Decided: RE: Liberal Sterilization Mandate: To counter the polarization that has divided the BILLINGSGATE INSTITUTE regarding the mandatory sterilization issue, Board President,...

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Funny story: Man talking to new neighbours

Man talking to new neighbours

There was consternation today in Chutney on the Fritz, when the local figure of ridicule, Brian Asshat, began talking to his neighbour, Dave, before he realised it was a completely different man. 'There I was, minding my own business, cutting down...

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Funny story: Couple decide to get a man in, when all of this is over

Couple decide to get a man in, when all of this is over

Local couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson from charming, but sadly deserted hamlet, Chutney on the Fritz, have decided that when Coronavirus is over, they will have to get a man in, to fix all of the mistakes that Gary has made. The beloved football...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman's Self-Quarantine Goes Remarkably Smoothly

Nashville Woman's Self-Quarantine Goes Remarkably Smoothly

Determined to go to any lengths to help “flatten the curve” and curb the spread of COVID-19, Jenny Mason of Nashville, Tennessee, implemented a policy of stringent self-quarantine – which, to her relief, met with little or no resistance. “No one e...

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Funny story: Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

A pair of marinebiologists carrying out new research in the Galapagos Islands have said that, in a development that can scarcely be believed, a giant turtle has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The turtle, which is thought to be almost 200 yea...

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Funny story: Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

As the Coronavirus continues its relentless march around the globe, the city where it originated had some better news today, when it was revealed that many local restaurants serving local delicacy, Bat Soup, had reopened, and business was brisk. T...

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Funny story: A Farmer in Iowa is Making and Marketing His Own Toilet Paper

A Farmer in Iowa is Making and Marketing His Own Toilet Paper

WATERLOO, Iowa – Harpo Kerfuffle, 57, has always been the type of man who enjoys a challenge. And so when the toilet paper shortage hit, he was prepared. Kerfuffle who owns a 2,000-acre corn farm called Corncob Corners, took out a loan last month...

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

PALM BEACH, Florida – Members of the C-19 Exploratory Task Force have just discovered that there are traces of COVID-19 located in seven different areas of the president’s Dixieland White House, Mar-a-Lago. One of the C-19 ETF members divulged, in...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Put a For Sale Sign on “America’s Team”

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Put a For Sale Sign on “America’s Team”

DALLAS – Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, recently said, at a family Quinceanera, that after 21 years of an up-and-down relationship with his team, he is ready to throw in the sports towel. He sat down with Sport Bet Gazette’s Zorro L...

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Funny story: Wash Your Hands If You Think Trump’s Lying

Wash Your Hands If You Think Trump’s Lying

Day after day, when Donald Trump holds one of his press conferences, he tells at least eight to ten lies. Viewers give up, switch off their TV, and wash their hands. Hand washing is apparently the only safety device citizens of this superpower ha...

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Funny story: Man Dismayed To Find His Health Insurance Doesn't Cover Him For Coronavirus

Man Dismayed To Find His Health Insurance Doesn't Cover Him For Coronavirus

A man who always does 'everything by the book', and leaves nothing to chance, has said he was extremely disappointed this afternoon, when he learned that his worldwide health insurance policy did not, in fact, cover him for the Coronavirus. Moys K...

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Funny story: "Trump Virus" Sweeps Over America

"Trump Virus" Sweeps Over America

Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Andy Cooperson reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. From Maine to Hawaii, a previously unknown - until three years ago - virulent virus has swept across the United States, infecting millions who, until now, assumed that...

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