PARIS, France - (FIFA Satire) - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has just broken the story that Roger Goodell, commissioner of the NFL has instructed the FIFA World Cup Committee to stop using the name "Football" and start referring to it by the more appropriate name "Soccer."
Goodell informed the world-wide sports media, that if FIFA refuses then he will have no choice but to file a $75 million lawsuit on behalf of The National Football League on the grounds of Nolo Comprende Terminista.
Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred has stated that she would love to take the case because she is 99.97% certain that she will win the case since out of the nine Supreme Court justices eight are hard-core NFL football fans.
