DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The governor of Iowa Kim Reynolds has informed the citizens of Iowa that she has cancelled the order of Chinese condoms that was made two weeks ago.
Gov. Reynolds, who is a very sexy woman, considering she's from the "Fly-Over" state remarked that it had been brought to her attention that most of the Chinese condoms have a tendency of causing gonad rash on the balls of Iowa males.
She added that she personally heard from her son, Claude, 22, that after using the imported condoms he suddenly got an itch on his cojones (balls) that came pretty close to making him scream when he was boinking his 24-year-old girlfriend, whose initials are F.F.
Claude would not reveal her name, but info guru Andy Cohen said her name is Felicity Fimkinfaust, who works at a Hooters in Des Moines.
