What the New Year Will Bring? - More Trump, More Cold, More Heat, More Big Breasted Stars

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 29 December 2022

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(The little diapered Baby of 2024 looked into his crystal ball and saw some of the stories of 2024.)

Trump will do something Outrageous every month - Craves Attention like a drug addict craves his 'stash'.

He also has to Pick a Vice President - will interview Hot women with interesting Vices.

Marjorie Taylor Green will say something Stupid - some Remark Far to the Right of Mussolini. America's Fascist Hot Mama.

America will Freeze until June and the Climate Deniers will do Protests against Global Warming - and predict a coming Ice Age.

Then in July they switch to Protests about the Extreme Heat and Huge Droughts - and why isn't Biden doing something about it?

The Kardashians will all have kids at the same time. It will be known as the 'Big Birthing'. After the births - they will require an army of Breast Masseurs and Breast Aerobic guys - to get them back into Shape.

Male fans have offered to help also.

MacDonalds will have 100% robotic restaurants - and Robot guards who can kick ass with electronic Cattle Prods - (if crossed).

(And their Robotic judgement is a little fuzzy - so of course a few customers will get Zapped.

MacDonalds will apologize profusely.

Otherwise, it will be a normal year just Wars, famines, Covid, etc., and Nature telling you everything is OK.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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