WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has printed that singer, dancer, TV actress Miley Cyrus has written a self-help book titled, "How To Get Rid of The Dreaded 'V' Word Malady - Vaginalabiatosis."
WNA writer Dylan Fresco, met with the 30-year-old twerker at a local Burger Bandit fast food restaurant in West Holly.
Fresco was impressed with Miley's recent nose job, as well as her hip tightening procedure, and her new breast augmentation surgery.
The popular singer who is currently dating a member of the Los Angeles Rams special team's unit, said that she felt that she wanted to let all of the sexually promiscuous young women out there that the dreaded Vagainlabiatosis can be cured and without too much expense.
To see photos of Miley's muffin go to: www.miley'smuffin.sex
