Tily the Traveler - Carry a Metal Detector when on Vacation

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 6 December 2022

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Why shouldn't you find a few pieces of gold while on vacation?

Just about ever day Gold is being found in England - (some in Ireland also).

Roman gold, Viking gold, Tudor gold.

Why shouldn't you find a few pieces of gold while on vacation?

Get one of them used metal detectors and any place you go - look for mysterious holes in the ground (possible cellar holes). But look out for old mines. Britain has had thousands of years of mining.

And at the beach go up and down a few times. You get your exercise steps in and might find something find something of value.

(Wear gloves - condoms are everywhere.)

England's lands and waters are drenched in Gold. There is a whole bunch of people who just walk up and down the Thames (not streetwalkers) - and they find rare things every day.

Those old footpaths all over the country are also good places to look.

You can go on farmland but have to get the owners permission. He will think you a Fool - so will say OK.

But when you pull out that Viking Hoard, he will change his tune.

(It helps to read up on your town - (remember Books?) - or at least watch a YouTube video about your town - or vacation area - before going off to hunt).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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