After watching this year's Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special, Gary Johnson has told his wife Lorraine that he will not sleep for another three months.
'I have to keep Lorraine and Thomas safe' said Gary 'I watched the first five minutes and I felt the hair inside my ears and nose curl up, and then I saw the full horror of human existence. I have watched a few others over the years, but just to check I still had my essential humanity'.
Lorraine joined in 'Yes, we watched it again this year, thinking as we always do that the BBC would have done a better job of it than they did last year, but as always they are consistent'.
Son Thomas interjected 'Of course, I wasn't a stupid in the sixties like Mum and Dad were, so I didn't know about Monty Pythons, but to me the idea of a man dressing as a woman for the purposes of comedy will never be funny'.
Yes, Thomas takes some pride in being more woke than his Mum and Dad.
