A Very Sexy Transgender Weather Woman Says Trump Texts Her At Least a Dozen Times a Day

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 23 December 2022

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"Bijou looks a lot like Trump's old girlfriend Hope Hicks." -ANN COULTER

WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - (Satire News) - A woman who has been called the sexiest transgender in America, told Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. has fallen in love with her.

Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, who Vegas said is fucking prison-bound, first met Bijou Jo Igloo at a McDonalds in Win-Sal.

B.J. said that as soon as he saw her, he put down his two Big Macs and walked over to the booth she was sitting at.

He introduced himself by saying that he was America's #1 pussy grabber. She quickly told him that if he dared to grab her pussy, she would kick him so hard in his tiny balls that the motherfuckers would end up sitting on top of his fucking tonsils.

Trump smiled and told her that she reminded him of Stormy Daniels except that Stormy was blonde, nastier, and her tits did not exactly match.

B.J. said that orange boy then offered her $100 for her Big Mac that she had half eaten.

After that she gave him her phone number and she says that the cuckold texts her at least a dozen times a day.

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