Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian To Star In "MILF 2 - Hooha Haven"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 17 December 2022

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"J.Lo and Kim Kardashian are two of the hottest looking MILFs In The Nation." -PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Left Coast Mirror Magazine writer Tequila Tallyho has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian will be starring in the Hollywood Sign Films movie "MILF 2 - Hooha Haven.

The X-rated, highly explicit film will be directed and produced by the famous Monteverdi Brothers Amaretto and Staccato.

The movie is based on the award-winning book by Vonkell DeBinnio, who wrote the very popular book on Donald Trump titled, "Trump The Asshole Pussy Grabber From Hell."

The motion picture will deal with two married Reno hairstylists Landina Paxtorelli (Jennifer Lopez) and Sybilla Drizzle (Kim Kardashian), who travel down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and end up getting involved with two soccer players who play for The L.A. Galaxy.

The film will be shot on location in Laredo, Texas, Bay St. Louis, Mississippi, and Halifax, Nova Scotia.

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