Les Robbins, who has made millions of dollars from the motivational speakers circuit, announced that he has released his latest book, “There’s no isn’t in Christmas”.
The book is about a poor couple who struggle to find hotel accommodation in the festive season, while being chased by three complete weirdos. The morale of the tale appears to be not to give up.
Robbins delighted audiences, familiar with his previous book, “There’s no can’t in Hanukkah” with readings from his latest book, including:
“When you are confident, shit happens”
“When doubt holds you back, tell it to shut the fuck up”
“What you practice in private will bite your ass in public”
“When you feel inadequate, drive round to the shitty part of town and have a good laugh at how the other half lives”
“Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in a bottle”
“Love the giver more than the gift, unless she’s pig-ugly”
“He who has not Christmas in his heart can fuck off”
“Christmas will always be fun as we stand heart to heart and hand in trouser pocket”
“Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves our bladders and bowels, and directs our thoughts to retching”.
