BERLIN, Germany - (Satire News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed that the popular sexually explicit adult website known as F*ck.sex is the most popular adult website in all of Europe.
The site recently received the coveted Ron Jeremy Silver Dildo Award for its unique approach to explict sex such as Spit Roasting, Phernomoning, Goatse, Octogenarian Orgies,and Shrimping.
The site has surpassed eHorny.wow and eBoinking.fuc two adult sex sites which have become very popular with soccer fans, 5-card stud poker fans, rugby fans, and bullfighting fans.
In fact, the 'Vatican Voice' recently stated that anyone clicking on the three above mentioned adult websites will automatically go to hell
