Sad news for comedians everywhere … in the future Trump America, there shall be no comedy.
Yes, Trump and other GOP-ers will be allowed to tell jokes, but come on, how many redneck comedians are there? You just might be a redneck? That’s the extent of it, and it happens once every 30 years or so, but no more good comedians.
Comedy shall not be protected by Freedom of Speech if it attacks those who are in power or who know someone in power. All power shall be right wing. If said comedian tells a hilarious joke that dares to poke fun of his Lord and Exchequer, that fool shall not stand!
All old comedians with records, CDs, TV shows, movies, books … all of it shall be burned, most likely in Florida where book burning is a national past time.
So get yer jokes out now. King Lear held his fool for a wise man and cherished him since only a fool will tell a king the truth.
But that was long ago in a land far, far away … and it was fiction. Reality is much more horrific.
