Archaeologists have uncovered a really ancient Wall carving in Sayburc, Turkey - as reported by Antiquity Magazine.
It is a Limestone carving of a man holding his Penis - while Leopards approach him from both sides. It is in a large recently excavated communal hall. The experts are fairly sure the inscription underneath reads - 'Holy Shit!'.
It could be he was Wanking out in the open and didn't notice the Leopards approaching - as there is a surprised look on his face. He had a round face and large ears - and had a bandana type cloth around his neck.
Looks sort of British.
Being 11, 000 years old - this is one of the oldest carvings that tells a Story.
The rest of the inscription might give the Moral of the Story - don't Wank when Leopards are around.
