Funny story: The 223 Year-Old St. Sylvester Church Is Named The Prettiest Church in California

The 223 Year-Old St. Sylvester Church Is Named The Prettiest Church in California

CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - The Cosmos News Service reports that Calexico's St. Sylvester Church has just been named "The Prettiest Church in California." CNS writer Armada Aquatica said that the church, which was built in 1799, is 223…

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Funny story: FIFA Votes To Hold The World Cup Every Two Years Instead of Four

FIFA Votes To Hold The World Cup Every Two Years Instead of Four

PARIS, France - (Sports Satire) - The FIFA World Cup Organization, after getting lots of feedback, has decided to hold the world soccer event every two years, instead of every four. Out of the 211 members, a total of 209 voted to go to the every t…

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Funny story: Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles Inadvertently Reveals What Her Hubby King Charles III, Earns Per Year

Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles Inadvertently Reveals What Her Hubby King Charles III, Earns Per Year

LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that queen consort Camilla Parker Bowles accidentally revealed what her hubby, King Charles III, earns per year. The Mrs. King Charles III, was talking with BBC reporter Oceana Figgly about the new UK hair…

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Funny story: Betty Bucket And Husband Humphrey Halloween Tell Their Side Of Their Story And Who Cares?

Betty Bucket And Husband Humphrey Halloween Tell Their Side Of Their Story And Who Cares?

Life is tough. Living in a palace for free with servants, cooks, live-in nannies, and chauffeurs will make a living not easy. With designer clothes, and travel by private jets, Humphrey Halloween, says, “I had to protect my family.” Betty Buck…

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Funny story: Sen. Teodorofellio "Ted" Cruz Cryingly Says That He Did Not Beat His Daughter

Sen. Teodorofellio "Ted" Cruz Cryingly Says That He Did Not Beat His Daughter

HOUSTON - (Satire News) - Scandal Today writer Cheyenne Patio states that the most arrogant, sarcastic, jerk in politics, Sen Ted Cruz, cryingly told her that contrary to rampant rumors, he did not beat his 17-year-old daughter Morticia Bruja Cruz wi…

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Funny story: French Team Waves The White Flag 69 Minutes Into Their World Cup Game With Japan Leading 9-0

French Team Waves The White Flag 69 Minutes Into Their World Cup Game With Japan Leading 9-0

QATAR - - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba writes that in all of the decades that he has covered the World Cup games he has never seen a team manager do what the French national team manager did. La Bamba stated that at the 69-minute mar…

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Funny story: Herschel Walker - Who Was Backed By "Toxic Trump" Gets His Fat Ass Kicked In The Georgia Senate Race

Herschel Walker - Who Was Backed By "Toxic Trump" Gets His Fat Ass Kicked In The Georgia Senate Race

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency reports that the GOP candidate who was backed by Donald "The Nazi" Trump has gotten his fat ass stomped in the Georgia senate race. Herschel Walker, who has admitted to fathering 1…

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Funny story: Dear Boobie - Should Someone Mixed Race- 51% White Get a Birth Certificate Saying they are Black?

Dear Boobie - Should Someone Mixed Race- 51% White Get a Birth Certificate Saying they are Black?

(The young Psychic Priti Boobi - an Indian Mystic - much consulted by Donald Trump, in private sessions, answers the weighty questions that people Wonder About - in her column at Vague Magazine.) Most times Clients have to hold my naked Breasts wh…

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Funny story: A Sexy Chicago Hooters Waitress Wins "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America" Contest

A Sexy Chicago Hooters Waitress Wins "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America" Contest

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just announced that a Windy City Hooters waitress has captured "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America Contest." 24-year-old Miffy Knockapello, of Cicero, easily won the boob contes…

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Funny story: Trump to Play Santa for the Asian Massage Ladies of Florida

Trump to Play Santa for the Asian Massage Ladies of Florida

They are all Illegals. I know that - but the Spirit of Xmas is all about giving - not taking - said Trump - giving a friendly hug to a busty blonde Fox reporter. So, I researched Florida Massage parlours personally - and invited the best of them…

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