It’s the holidays, and we all gather round the TV to see America’s Next Mass Shooting (move over, America’s Got Talent – Talent to Kill! Where’s my Emmy!?), and we watch innocent people die so that politicians can think and pray and then do absolutely nothing unless it gets them more money.
Oh, we all know the story … change the channel!
So I did, and there were the Canadian wanting in on all the fun. This is North America, can’t let just one country get all the attention.
But Canadians don’t like guns – they like free health care. But what oh what to do about this excessive population? (This virus killed some, the vaccine is doing its job killing more, but people are still fucking and having more babies … we’re at 8 billion people on the planet now – when will they stop fuckin’ fucking!)
Do you have a slight or large disability? How about a paper cut? Use a wheelchair, a cane, need to carry an oxygen bottle with you wherever you go? Or maybe you just don’t want to work for Da Man and pour his coffee and polish his golf balls and make sure all the money he uses to light his cigars are crisp and crunchy … ever thought about getting the fuck off the rich man’s planet?
Yes, that’s right, the 7th highest cause of death in Canada is assisted suicide!
The Canadian government wants you to fuck off and die – do it yourself or let the medical establishment do it for you – you’re a burden, we don’t need your taxes (money will become digital soon anyway, so if you don’t own ANY Bitcoin, then your money ain’t no good here …)
So now the Canadian are vying with the Americans to see who can kill most of their own citizens faster and in larger numbers. (As with Spoof writers in relation to Abel Rodriguez, no one will ever reach the heights of China). What would the winner win? Mmmmmmaybe gun contracts, some big campaign donations from Pfizer and other bloated capitalist pharmaceutical companies, and well isn’t it just nice to not have THOSE kind of people around in such vast numbers …
What kind of people am I talking about? I dunno … do you know? … can you make a guess? … depends on what side of the political aisle you’re on, but I bet you’re thinking of some of THOSE people right now, ain’t ya?
(And that’s how 1939 Germans fell in love with a fella named Adolf … concentration camps coming soon to the Canadian health care system? 2024 is just around the corner! Never Say Never to Die Another Day … all those James Bond movies are coming true! Curse you, Goldfinger!)
