SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo reports that a Wisconsin bartender is one very unhappy camper.
De Gallo stated that Migno Millakooni, 39, recently found a 12-inch vibrator in his wife, Zully's underwear drawer.
Migno said the foot-long "Barbarian Invader®" was hidden underneath several pairs of his wife's string bikini panties.
When Millakooni asked his 27-year-old sexy-as-the-dickens wife what the fuck was going on, she turned as red as a Tacoma tomato and simply said that it was given to her by her 69-year-old mom on her 26th birthday.
SIDENOTE: De Gallo stated that Migno, who is well-endowed, simply told him that he just became a bit jealous since the vibrator is two inches bigger than his peckerino (cock).
