Is Donald Trump Nuts?
Yes. Now Trump, the nut, wants to cancel the Constitution, kick out Biden, be reinstated as the lawful president of the United States, move back into the White House and start ordering hamburgers at 3 in the morning. Now that is serious, Nutis…
Read full storyBob Baffert's Racehorse "Tit For Tat" Wins Her First Race
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest racehorse trainer, Bob "The Horse Whisperer" Baffert has just had his latest horse capture the very first race she entered. The mare named "Tit For Tat," easily won The Little Rock Fut…
Read full storyTrump Cancelled U.S. Constitution Before Leaving Office: "I Can Do That, Just By Thinking About It"
Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, speaking from his Mar-A-Lago residence, announced on Twitter today that, right before leaving office, he cancelled the U.S. Constitution. Sources close to Trump said the original Constitution ha…
Read full storySoccer Great Lionel Messi Is Thinking About Retiring
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti recently spoke with Lionel Messi, the captain of the Argentinian national team at The Guzzling Gnu Lounge in West Holly. Cofetti asked Messi how he was feeling. He said he felt goo…
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