A new hot lesbian sex tape has been unearthed, and may either be a thorn in the side of the GOP, or make them even more attractive than ever before.
When Lauren Boebert was a hooker, she was propositioned by Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was still in the gym business and fooling around on her husband.
The two went out on a couple dates since they liked each other so much (notice how they act in congress – sistah power!), then Marjorie brought a VHS camcorder (remember those?) to one of the dates and filmed their hot and sweaty love session (which involved a lot of booze and some weed and some kind of little red and black pills).
The source who found the tape cannot be named, but a copy has been made and sent to Porn Hub, where subscribers will have to pay a $50 dollar fee just to see it.
It may be the next bestseller – forget Star Wars and Marvel movies – sex always sells, and ugly politicians bumping uglies … well, if you wanna pay fifty bucks, then I got some swampland in Mar-A-Lago to sell you …
