MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The president of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just announced that the Republic of Mexico will be sending the destroyer "Pancho Villa" to assist Ukraine in its war with the invading bastard commies.
El Presidente stated that the "Pancho Villa" is commanded by Capitan Jose Juan, Jimmy De La Noche, 39.
Capitan De La Noche is married to the former Miss Cabo San Lucas (2020), Lucila Priscilla "Mamasita" Burrito, who bears a striking resemblance to Sofia Vergara
Presidente Obrador said that the Pancho Villa recently sunk a Chinese PT Boat that had strayed into the Gulf of Baja California.
