A Famous World Cup Announcer Arrested For Cussing On The Air

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 10 December 2022

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The microphone that got sports announcer Nappo Grimminio fired.

QATAR - (World Cup Satire) - Global Source News Agency writer Topeka Joplin, who is covering the World Cup Finals, has broken the story that one of the top soccer sports announcers in the world has been arrested for cussing on a live mic.

The announcer Nappo Grimminio, who telecasts Brazilian games was caught cussing when the Eric Cantona-led team from Brazil was eliminated by the team from Croatia.

Grimmo as he is professionally known used expletives that only drug cartel hitmen use.

He later tried to walk and talk it back, but as they say in Brooklyn, once you say something over the air, it is there and no amount of Goof Off spot remover can remove it from the ears and minds of fans.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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