CRAPOLA CREEK, Alabama - (Satire News) - Several news agencies are reporting that "Toxic Trump," has done it again. The racist shithead has fallen asleep right in the middle of one of his 'waste of time' campaign rally speeches.
This time the orange douche bag fell asleep at his rally, which was being held in an old abandoned Montgomery Ward store.
"Old Shit For Brains" was right in the middle of saying (for the 17,903rd time) that the election was stolen from him, and that over 13 million space aliens voted for President Biden, and that he does not know Stormy Daniels, Maria Bartiromo, Ann Coulter, Ghislaine Maxwell, Marjorie Taylor Greene, or Kimberly Guilfoyle.
And all of a sudden the sarcastic, arrogant, bastard he bitch flat ass dozed off.
One of his KKK security guards tried to wake him but to no avail. And so everyone just talked among themselves for about 16 minutes until "Trump The Traitor" finally woke up.
His first words when he woke up were "Don't believe Melania when she says that LeBron (James) is a better lover than me. He isn't because he's black and everyone knows that blacks are only good at basketball, football, baseball, rapping, hip hopping, and making fried chicken."
SIDENOTE: A black woman who was in the audience was heard yelling out, "Go ta hell ya Big Mac-eating, racist, inbred fucking piece of monkey shit."
