MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - "The Evil Turd" (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is madder than a woodpecker with a bruised pecker.
It seems that the most hated governor in the history of governors, (that be Gov. Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott) inadvertently sent 10 busloads of Immigrants (from Haiti, Guatemala, Costa Rica, Brazil, and Afghanistan) to Trump's US taxpayer funded mansion, Mar-a-Lago, which some are now calling appropriately Mar-a-Liar.
According to Jim Zoopy, a reporter with GOP Gushings News, Gov. "Butthead" Abbott says that he meant to send them to Liz Cheney's home in Wyoming.
SIDENOTE: Meanwile, the prison-bound Trump has reportedly hired the services of Ying Yang Fu Sing, from San Francisco, and he plans to sue Gov. "Wheel Chair Willie" Abbott for $83 billion plus gas money.
