WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - London Daily Informer reporter Benjamin "Big Ben" Viking reports that thieves broke into Windsor Castle and made off with the early 6th century sword of King Arthur.
Viking said that Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, remarked that the sword is valued at $3.4 million.
Foote said that the sword had recently been sold to American gazillionaire Elon Musk, who was going to put the sword in the theater room at one of is mansions in Texas.
Also taken by the vandalistic vandals, who are believed to be from Tottenham Hot Spur, was a 5th century cookbook, a writing pen that belonged to William Shakespeare, and a pair of women's bloomers that belonged to Queen Gigliana of Shireshire. ■
