SEATTLE - (Satire News) - US information guru Andy Cohen reveals that the government is trying to keep it on the down low, but a North Korean small plane flew into US airspace near Seattle.
The plane a Consolidated Cesna PQ-9 was reportedly carrying half a dozen hand grenades.
Capt. Hudlow "Ace" Manniperri, III, with the US Air Force shot the North Korean plane with a single Chief Geronimo Rocket, which saw the little plane disintegrate into about 92 pieces.
The captain stated that he issued two warnings to the tiny plane but the Cessna ignored him and just kept on flying for another 19 seconds.
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