Antarctica Clones for Future Fascism

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Thursday, 15 December 2022

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From the Deep Cold Comes the Horrific Future!

For the past few years a strange construction project has been going on in the interior of Antarctica.

Now, a whistleblower has escaped the frozen continent to reveal the horrifying truth!

Deep beneath the pack ice, an immense cryogenic vault has been constructed. Frozen bodies have already been moved in, including the bodies of Walt Disney, Orville Redenbacher, and Mary Lou Retton.

But they’re not the most horrific of tenants.

Cloning was invented in Scotland, and has been going on since the late 1990s. Now, clones have been made of Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Napoleon, Queen Victoria, Cecil Rhodes, Caligula, Nero, Caesar, Genghis Khan, George Washington, and William F. Buckley.

These dead scum will be resurrected when the world has been turned into One Government and in need of worthy fascists who can control a growing world population without having to worry about civil rights or freedoms – just kill and kill and kill anyone who dares call a shithead a shithead.

One Word means the One Percent are gods, and the 99 percent are the slaves pulling another immense block of stone up a ramp to build a fancy tomb for another pharaoh.

History comes full circle. The only hope for the 99 is that, eventually, all empires fall.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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