LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti covered the soccer game between the Galaxy of L.A and the Red Devils of Manchester.
She said that right away the team from Cali scored a goal after the Man U goalie tripped on his untied shoe lace.
The Manc manager Jose Mourinho, immediately told his goalkeeper, David de Gea, to take off his damn lace tied shoes and put on a pair of velcro tie shoes.
The Man U player who wears #1 said that he did not have any, so Mourinho, managed to get a pair from one of the Red Devils fans in the stands, identified as Kitty Bizzic, who has a big foot for a female (size 11).
The Galaxy then scored another goal from former Manchester U player Jose Baltazar Hernandez, better known as Chicharito.
The Red Devils of Manchester were quite frustrated and they ended up losing to the team from the American Left Coast 4 to1.
