BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that King Charles III, has set aside. $14.9 million to renovate Buck House, which is 317 years old.
BBC's Ocean Figgly personally spoke to the new monarch, who looked quite dashing in his $8,000 designer Prince Charming uniform.
Charlie, as his wife, Cammy, calls him, said that the palace will be getting a total of nine, 75 inch TV screens, along with 17 Keurig tea makers, and 26 boom bots.
The king said that they are also having a helicopter landing port built in the back of the castle which will be for the official Buckingham Palace helicopter "Copter Royal."
