CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Reporter Bingo Branch with The Fox News has stated that the Illinois-based McDonalds Corporation has told the Predatorial Racist, Donald J. Erasmus Trump to stop eating at McDonalds restaurants.
Branch informed the inquisitive public that the reason why Mickey D's does not want for the low-life Trump to eat at their establishments is due to several reasons, one being that at 364½ pounds, the Plump Trump is not exactly the type of individual that they want eating at their eatery.
One high-ranking McDonalds executive said that when patrons see a huge fat ass like the Nazi racist sitting at one of their tables or booths it takes their appetite away, plus they realize that if they keep eating Mickey D food items, then they could possibly end up looking as pathetically fat as the former bottom-feeding Golfer-in-Chief. ■
