What? Trump Guilty? Say It Ain't So
Wow! Who knew or could have guessed that the Donald Trump organization could have been found guilty of a scheme to fudge on his company's tax records? His company was guilty of criminal tax fraud by the Manhattan State Supreme Court. Testimony by the…
Read full storyTrump's Main Company in NY City - Tax Fraud Money and Corruption for the Lucky Few
Many News Sources explained that the Trump Company gave Tax free Bonuses - free Luxury Apartments and Free Mercedes cars to top Management. A Jury decided that this was massive Fraud. You know my father is a completely Ignorant Fool - Trump's Son…
Read full storyMartin Bryant Considering Running For Parliament After Noting Victorian Election Result
HOBART, AUSTRALIA: Port Arthur Gunman Martin Bryant says he is “likely” to stand in the next Victorian election following the recent return to office of fellow gun enthusiast Daniel Andrews. Mr Bryant said that Andrews’ re-election demonstrated that…
Read full storyTily the Traveler - Carry a Metal Detector when on Vacation
Just about ever day Gold is being found in England - (some in Ireland also). Roman gold, Viking gold, Tudor gold. Why shouldn't you find a few pieces of gold while on vacation? Get one of them used metal detectors and any place you go - l…
Read full storySarah Ferguson's Gynecologist Says She Has The Prettiest Buttocks He Has Ever Seen
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson is one very physically active woman. The infamous Duchess of York is 63, but her recent suitors ages 39-62 all agreed that she has the sensuously erotic body of a woman 33. According to Dail…
Read full storySexy Biking Magazine - New Bicycle Built for Two-For Younger Bikers
In Sexy Biking Magazine there is an article about two young bicycle entrepreneurs who have rethought the Victorian Bicycle Built for Two. Their idea was a cradle - type, very long seat for the girl in place of the traditional seat - and an adjus…
Read full storyWorld Cup Security Guards Find a Bomb Near Argentina's Dressing Room
QATAR - (Sports Satire) - Qatar police have reported that World Cup security guards found a B-13 bomb near the dressing room of the Argentinian team. A rep for the Qatar police said that the bomb is the same type that President Putin's troops are…
Read full storyBrazil's Superstar Soccer Player Eric Cantona Reveals His FIFA World Cup Superstitions
QATAR - (Sports Satire) - Brazil's superstar Eric Cantona spoke with Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti and they talked about beer, wine, pizza, the Brazilian rain forest, Hostess Twinkies, and pussy. Cantona is noted for being quite the player wh…
Read full storyA Nun In Boston Slaps The Shit Out of Donaldo J. Trump Inside a McDonalds
BOSTON - (Magazine Satire) - The Boston Evening Moon's senior reporter Sigmund Cottonseed, reports that the most hateful, evil, predator in the nation has just had his face slapped big time. Several patrons at the McDonalds located on One If By La…
Read full storyMexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The president of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just announced that the Republic of Mexico will be sending the destroyer "Pancho Villa" to assist Ukraine in its war with the invading bastard commies.
Read full storyBritish Born Blacks Offer Free One Way Tickets to White Brits - to Norway and Germany
The Native-Born Black Brit. Society - backed up by a black Dot - com billionaire - are offering one-way tickets to Germany and Norway - for British Whites who have Anglo - Saxon heritage and can prove it with a Free DNA test. So, they can go 'bac…
Read full storyUltraconservative U.S. Mormon has 20 Wives and Girlfriends - You Can Too
New sources relate the story of a Mormon polygamist Cult leader who since 2109 has married 20 women and has teenage girlfriends. He started his own Mormon Fundamentalist church and is their 'Prophet'. We only know about him because he married his…
Read full storyHarry and Meghan’s Netflix trailer criticised for misleading content, including showing Harry defeating Empire Palpatine and Meghan curing cancer
More eyebrows have been raised as the Sussexes’ latest Netflix trailer dropped this week. Apart from the timing, widely believed to have been to compete for attention with the Prince and Princess of Wales’ visit to America, the video includes several…
Read full storyThe American Racist Federation Names Trump Their 2022 Racist of The Year
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Metro News Service reporter Joaquin Cerveza has just reported that the twice-impeached, one-term disgraced ex-president Donald Trump, has just been named The American Racist Federation's "2022 Racist of The Year."…
Read full storyThe BBC Reports That British Troops In Ukraine Are Tired and Want To Leave
LONDON - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle has been embedded with the 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment for the past two months. He recently reported that 92% of the regiment's troops are extremely depressed and they want to retu…
Read full storyTrump Says He Will Donate $800,000 To Help Rebuild England's Adolf Hitler Museum
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine reports that the biggest fucking liar in the history of fucking liars, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, has stated that he will be donating $800,000 to help rebuild the UK's Adolf Hitler Museum. The N…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley Is Thrilled To Announce Her Brand New Cooking Show Titled, "Cooking Up A Storm With Luscious Liz"
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The sexy, voluptuous, Elizabeth Hurley has just been signed to star in her very own cooking show. According to LaLaLand Daily's Valerie Vistawood, Hurley's new show, titled "Cooking Up A Storm With Luscious Liz," w…
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