Mbappé Will Get a Mpuppy After World Cup Loss

Funny story written by Paul Blake

Sunday, 18 December 2022

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Mbappe insists his new Mpuppy will be gold.

Quatar - Football superstar and Gold Boot Award, Mbappe, told the world's media that he was getting a 'Mpuppy' to help him get over the devastating loss to Argentina.

"As soon as I get back to France, I'm getting a Mpuppy," told Mbappe in his press conference, answering a reporter's question as to how he would be getting over the loss. "I'm going straight to the shelter from the airport. I don't care what kind of Mpuppy I get, just as long as the Mpuppy is a real Mpuppy, not just a small dog that's not a real Mpuppy," added Mbappe. "They try to trick you sometimes at those shelters."

Mbappe says he will be taking some time away from football to spend time with his new Mpuppy and try to train it not to take a 'Mshit' on his new sofa.

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