WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency put out that an unidentifed drone, attempted to pick up 263 pound Ginni Thomas, but it gave up due to the fact that Ginnilana is just too damn fucking fat.
Reporter Dylan Fresco said that the drone is believed to be owned by Jeff Bezos, who was most probably seeing how powerful the drone (JBD-123) actually is.
Fresco commented that the drone burned up about 7 gallons of fuel in the failed attempt to capture the circus fat lady-looking ugly as mulch broad.
In Other News. Marjorie Taylor Greene's neighbor reports that the GOP senator has a different man over to her house every night.
