There were 280 spoof news stories published in December 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Taylor Swift Explains The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain and Weight Loss
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift recently talked with Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News at a Jack-in-the-Box in L.A. The two chatted about Tay Tay's recent album titled, "Yes, I Sing Rock Ballads, But I'm A Daisy Duke Short Shorts Wear…
Read full storyManchester United Hires The Premier League's First Female Footy
MANCHESTER, England - (Soccer Satire) - History has been made in the UK's world of sports. Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper reporter Cutter Shiloh, has just broken the story that the Red Devils have just signed the first female soccer player to e…
Read full storyEnvironmental Experts Predict That The Black Sea Could Become Totally Dry Within 18 Years
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that weather experts are warning that the Black Sea could become completely dry by 2040. GSNA reporter Topeka Joplin, said that she spoke with Zoyler Zollicoffer, 43, who is a h…
Read full storyDollar Tree Is Changing Its Name
CHESAPEAKE, Virginia - (Satire News) - Dollar Tree is an American discount variety store. It operates 16,213 stores throughout the nation. Metro News Service writer Joaquin Cerveza, stated that the store that sells most of its items for $1.25,incl…
Read full storyMan dusting down his bagpipes
Maurice McSporrin has been dusting down his bagpipes and preparing himself for the one time he plays it at New Year. The bagpipe, with its slight hole in the bellows, and a chanter that doesn't always work properly has been in Maurice's family for…
Read full storyElvis Cloned from His Last Supper Sandwich
Elvis Presley’s final peanut butter and banana sandwich has been found and will soon be up for auction at Sotheby’s. The sandwich is in mint condition since it was, for some reason, stored in a forgotten fridge in the basement of Graceland. The sandw…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian To Star In "MILF 2 - Hooha Haven"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Left Coast Mirror Magazine writer Tequila Tallyho has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian will be starring in the Hollywood Sign Films movie "MILF 2 - Hooha Haven. The X-rated, highly explicit film wil…
Read full storyCalifornia Warns Republicans To Stay Away From The Left Coast State
SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - The California State Chamber of Commerce has put out a memo warning any potential GOP members to stay the hell out of their highly liberal state. Scuttlebutt Review writer April Jiggle reports that CSCC spo…
Read full storyElon Musk To Claim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus
Billionaire whiz kid and social media czar Elon Musk will reportedly issue a statement where he claims to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. The assertion by the prominent technocrat is said to be based on an advanced genealogical mapping softwa…
Read full storyTerry's Chocolate Orange still on the shelf
Although it is less than two weeks until Christmas, Terry's Chocolate Orange Michael Gove is still on the shelf. He has not even gone for free in one of the shop's buy four for the price of three offers. 'It is not great' said Michael, forlornly.
Read full storyMcDonald's Testing Conveyor Belts in Their Drive Throughs
Huge fast food chain McDonald's announced today that they are testing the use of conveyor belts in their drive throughs in an effort to speed up their service times, which are notoriously the slowest in the fast food industry. CEO Ronald McDonald…
Read full storyAntarctica Clones for Future Fascism
For the past few years a strange construction project has been going on in the interior of Antarctica. Now, a whistleblower has escaped the frozen continent to reveal the horrifying truth! Deep beneath the pack ice, an immense cryogenic vault h…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Wants Manchester United To Move To London
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just broken the story that King Charles III, has made it one of his top priorities to lure the Premier League Manchester United Red Devils to London. Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel F…
Read full storySen. Teodorofellio "Ted" Cruz Cryingly Says That He Did Not Beat His Daughter
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - Scandal Today writer Cheyenne Patio states that the most arrogant, sarcastic, jerk in politics, Sen Ted Cruz, cryingly told her that contrary to rampant rumors, he did not beat his 17-year-old daughter Morticia Bruja Cruz wi…
Read full storyBig Pharma is Popping Pills
I was hanging out at the headquarters of Big Pharma, when something went terribly, terribly wrong! (And I thought Pharma had everything under control! But there were human beings – that corrupt species – running the show, putting ink into the eyes…
Read full storyAsk Dr. Billingsgate: Does Poking A Sheep Mean I’m Non-Binary?
BILLINGSGATE POST: From time to time, the need for a forum to answer some of life’s intimate questions outweighs all other necessities. It also provides an opportunity for Dr. Billingsgate to utilize the profound knowledge and intellectual bonafide…
Read full storyClimate Fact - Belching Cows Biggest Source of Methane on Ever Hotter Earth
A recent article mentioned belching Cows as Producing huge amounts of Methane. A quick Giggle Search mentions that there are 2 billion Cows on the planet - Belching night and day. They have two stomachs and grass is hard to digest. Then there is the…
Read full storyMbappé Will Get a Mpuppy After World Cup Loss
Quatar - Football superstar and Gold Boot Award, Mbappe, told the world's media that he was getting a 'Mpuppy' to help him get over the devastating loss to Argentina. "As soon as I get back to France, I'm getting a Mpuppy," told Mbappe in his pres…
Read full storyBoth North Dakota and South Dakota Have Voted To Ban The Use of The Word Vagina
PIERRE, South Dakota - (Satire News) - In a unique move the two sister states of North and South Dakota have voted to ban the use of the explicit term for pussy (vagina). North Dakota senator Marge Overdown, 59, of Cold Balls, North Dakota, said t…
Read full storyThe Planet Earth now has Two Seasons - Super Hot and Super Cold
Mother Nature is getting Indigestion from too Much CO2 - so no Nicer Mother. Naturally - all the arguing countries on Earth have to use more Oil and Coal for heating and air conditioning - causing more Global Warming - leading to more extreme We…
Read full storyElon Musk Booed By “10% of Human Bots” At Chappelle Show
Elon Musk joined Dave Chappelle on stage in San Francisco and was loudly booed by the audience at Chase Center. Musk took to Twitter the following day claiming that the audience response was “90% cheers & 10% bots”. Musk has complained about f…
Read full storyCoffee Shots for a Perpetual Pandemic
Starbucks is coming out with some sexy new coffee flavours for 2023, and everybody’s eager to try them out. Don’t be scared if your barista asks you: “Wanna Covid shot with your non-fat mocha latte?” Or maybe: “Get your booster shot with every…
Read full storyOther Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out Of It's Misery
“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. “Their day had come and gone. They h…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Green Went to Costa Rica for a 'Vaginal Flush'
She is reportedly to have said - 'Screw Christmas - I'm outta here' - as she got on the plane. Marjorie is having a Celebrity De-tox done there - as she has a lot of Toxic Crap to get out of her system - and hopes like Scrooge - to be a better pe…
Read full storyVP Kamala Harris Sends 10 Busloads of D.C.'s Homeless To Texas Gov. Greg "The Asshole" Abbott's Governor's Mansion
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move to show that what is good for the goose is good for the gander, VP Harris has sent 10 busloads of homeless D.C. residents down to Texas Governor Greg "The Eggplant-Looking" Abbott's mansion in Austin, Texa…
Read full storyDonald Trump being measured for a chastity belt in anticipation of a likely jail sentence
It’s been a bad few days for former President Donald Trump. His “major announcement” turned out to be the release of some nerdish cards showing his face stitched onto the bodies of astronauts, superheroes and cowboys. An appeal court ruled that he sh…
Read full storyColombia's #1 Export Has Just Become Sodium-Free Cocaine
MEDELLIN, Colombia - (Satire News) - The government of Colombia has just stated that their top export has just become sodium-free cocaine. Alejandro Silverio De Las Buenas, a spokesman for the government noted that after years of testing, retestin…
Read full storyOriginal Endings to Famous Films: Jaws
The difference between a happy ending an a depressing one can often mean millions of dollars. For instance, Jaws. Audiences still cheer when Roy Scheider blows up the shark at the end. How differently it would have played if the studio had allow…
Read full storyKing Harvey Heads Back to Tinsel Town and a Secret Billionaire Island
Harvey Weinstein will soon be released from prison, but not due to good behavior or pulling political strings, but because Hollywood wants him to produce his own life story! “I’m Just A Lonely Boy: The Harvey Weinstein Story” will depict Harvey as…
Read full story11,000 Year Old Wall Carving of Man Holding his Penis Found in Turkey
Archaeologists have uncovered a really ancient Wall carving in Sayburc, Turkey - as reported by Antiquity Magazine. It is a Limestone carving of a man holding his Penis - while Leopards approach him from both sides. It is in a large recently exca…
Read full storyA Woman With Humongous Breasts Makes Dolly Parton Look Anorexic
ROULETTE WHEEL, Nevada - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa says that a dental hygienist who lives in the small town of Roulette Wheel has the biggest tits on both sides of the Mississippi. The woman identified as Dayto…
Read full storyElon Musk Has Become A Certified Nut Case
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Many news agencies say that Elon Musk, will most likely end up in prison. They note that it is quite possible that he and the biggest Nazi in history (even worse than Adolf "Fuck Face" Hitler), Donald Jonathan Erasmus Tr…
Read full storyThe Death of Comedy in America
Sad news for comedians everywhere … in the future Trump America, there shall be no comedy. Yes, Trump and other GOP-ers will be allowed to tell jokes, but come on, how many redneck comedians are there? You just might be a redneck? That’s the exte…
Read full storyA Huge Drone Tried To Pick Up Ginni Thomas But She's Just Too Damn Fat!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency put out that an unidentifed drone, attempted to pick up 263 pound Ginni Thomas, but it gave up due to the fact that Ginnilana is just too damn fucking fat. Reporter Dylan Fresco said that…
Read full storyMy God Gives Me the God-Given Right to Kill Your God
Religious people will no longer be held responsible for their actions, according to a new American law. I did it for my God. My God made me do it. It is part of my religious freedom to do it. You are violating my freedom of religion if you s…
Read full storyEditorial - There is a Thatcher Iron Curtain Between British Citizens and Europe
Basically, the British people were lied to about Brexit by the Conservative politicians (and the British corporations behind them). 'Sold a Bill of Goods' as they say. British businesses are happy - got rid of the competition. Now an Indian '…
Read full storyElon Musk’s Kids Set To Unionize
Elon Musk’s children are reportedly organizing a union in order to secure better parental care amid the frequent controversies of Elon Musk. Musk’s transgender child, has completed a name change stating the reason – “Gender identity and the fact t…
Read full storyGov. Greg "The Asshole" Abbott of Texas Inadvertently Sends 10 Busloads of Immigrants To Mar-A-Lago
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - "The Evil Turd" (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is madder than a woodpecker with a bruised pecker. It seems that the most hated governor in the history of governors, (that be Gov. Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott) inadv…
Read full storyMartin Bryant Considering Running For Parliament After Noting Victorian Election Result
HOBART, AUSTRALIA: Port Arthur Gunman Martin Bryant says he is “likely” to stand in the next Victorian election following the recent return to office of fellow gun enthusiast Daniel Andrews. Mr Bryant said that Andrews’ re-election demonstrated that…
Read full storyThe Evidence of the Party is in the Goer
Are you a goer, Boris? You know, a goer – do you go – errrrrgh! Boris is out of the political realm now, but still I am haunted by Partygate. Why? It itches and tingles at my brain. I ask: Why did so many other leaders and other politicians of…
Read full storyGuys Had Ancient Beer Bashes 4,000 Years Ago-In Bronze age Russia
According to an article in Yohoo News - Archaeologists have re - examined artifacts from a ten foot burial mound in South Russia and found that silver and Gold tubes were Straws for drinking Beer. They were used for a Rich Man's Beer Bashes - fo…
Read full storyA shop you don't remember visiting has sent you a Christmas Card
A shop you don't remember visiting has sent you a Christmas card. The store, known throughout your small city for its bespoke furniture, small portions of food served in the onsite Cafe, unseemly grafitti art and very high business rates has sent…
Read full storyThe Truth Shall Not Make You Free … It’ll Get Ya Crucified
A new and important new news story from news agencies about … knowledge! Knowledge is no longer power. Mathematicians and theoretical scientists and other ridiculous people the world over have all agreed that having knowledge about something, a…
Read full storyThe Reason Iowa Will No Longer Import Condoms From China
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The governor of Iowa Kim Reynolds has informed the citizens of Iowa that she has cancelled the order of Chinese condoms that was made two weeks ago. Gov. Reynolds, who is a very sexy woman, considering she's from…
Read full storyTily the Traveler - Carry a Metal Detector when on Vacation
Just about ever day Gold is being found in England - (some in Ireland also). Roman gold, Viking gold, Tudor gold. Why shouldn't you find a few pieces of gold while on vacation? Get one of them used metal detectors and any place you go - l…
Read full storyWhat the New Year Will Bring? - More Trump, More Cold, More Heat, More Big Breasted Stars
(The little diapered Baby of 2024 looked into his crystal ball and saw some of the stories of 2024.) Trump will do something Outrageous every month - Craves Attention like a drug addict craves his 'stash'. He also has to Pick a Vice Presiden…
Read full storyPhone Spontaneously Catches Fire While Browsing Musk’s Twitter
A man claimed that his phone suddenly erupted in flames while using the Twitter app. This is part of a new but rising trend of cases of phones malfunctioning due to Twitter becoming unusable since Elon Musk’s takeover. Twitter user @HalSpark said…
Read full storyMotivational speaker spreads Christmas bullshit
Les Robbins, who has made millions of dollars from the motivational speakers circuit, announced that he has released his latest book, “There’s no isn’t in Christmas”. The book is about a poor couple who struggle to find hotel accommodation in the…
Read full story2023: Year of the Berserker
The Vikings of Scandinavia (are there any others?) have stated that next year will be known as The Year of the Berserker. (The Chinese have been naming years long enough, it’s time for someone else to try.) That berserk warrior who cannot be conta…
Read full storyCanadian Mass Murder is Nice & Polite
It’s the holidays, and we all gather round the TV to see America’s Next Mass Shooting (move over, America’s Got Talent – Talent to Kill! Where’s my Emmy!?), and we watch innocent people die so that politicians can think and pray and then do absolutel…
Read full storyThe Winter Solstice, December 21st, is the Holiday for All People on Earth
The Solstice belongs to us all. But the Christians stole it to grow their religion. After the Solstice - every day takes us closer to a beautiful Spring and Summer - and away from rain and snow. Here at the Olde Church we plant a tree every…
Read full storyMexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The president of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just announced that the Republic of Mexico will be sending the destroyer "Pancho Villa" to assist Ukraine in its war with the invading bastard commies.
Read full storyA Sexy Chicago Hooters Waitress Wins "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America" Contest
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just announced that a Windy City Hooters waitress has captured "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America Contest." 24-year-old Miffy Knockapello, of Cicero, easily won the boob contes…
Read full storyRussian President Putin Threatens To Totally Destroy Paris, France With His New, Powerful Y-7 Super Missile
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that an extremely furious President Vladimir Nikita Putin has vowed on his maternal grandmother's walker, that he will soon fire one of his state-of-the-art missiles at Paris, France. Acco…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Says Buckingham Palace Will Be Renovated By Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that King Charles III, has set aside. $14.9 million to renovate Buck House, which is 317 years old. BBC's Ocean Figgly personally spoke to the new monarch, who looked quite dashing in his $8,000…
Read full storySgt. Bilko Named New Secretary Of Treasury
BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, President Biden named Sergeant Ernie Bilko to replace Janet Yellon as Secretary of Treasury. When asked why Yellon was given the hook, the President smiled while speaking out of the other side of his mouth: “I wanted…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Finally Addresses The Rumors That Queen Elizabeth Was Taking Medicinal Crack
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - UK writer Reggie Rickenracker with The True Dat News Agency broke the story about the queen's alleged drug addiction. Rickenracker got the story from King Charles III, who told him that he does not know for cert…
Read full storyBetsy Ross Melania Sews Uniforms for the Future American Reich
Now that Melani is no longer a First Lady, or First anything, what does she do with all her time? Donny has given his wife a task: Design new uniforms for all American cops and members of the military. He has taken some pictures from World War…
Read full storyThe Heavy Metal Band The Multiple Orgasms Releases Their First Album and It Shoots All The Way To #1
NEW YORK CITY - (Music Satire) - Writer Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine has just stated that the new heavy metal band from Sweden, Multiple Orgasms has just released their first album and within 36 hours it goes all the way to the top of…
Read full storyHot Lesbian Sex Tape of MTG and LB Coming Soon to Porn Hub
A new hot lesbian sex tape has been unearthed, and may either be a thorn in the side of the GOP, or make them even more attractive than ever before. When Lauren Boebert was a hooker, she was propositioned by Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was still i…
Read full storyBrooklyn's "Boxing MILF" Mindy Mindafelli, Is The New National Women's Boxing Federation Champion
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The National Women's Boxing Federation has crowned a new champion after Mindy "The Boxing MILF" Mindafelli knocked out the champion Barbie Barentindo just 17 seconds into the second round. Mindafelli hit Barentindo wi…
Read full storyLondon's Wembley Stadium To Get A Huge Upgrade
LONDON - (Satire World) - The World of Soccer Magazine writer Fifi Tripoli, is proud to announce that one of the most famous stadiums in the world will be getting a huge, much-needed upgrade improvement. Wembley Stadium, which is almost as popular…
Read full storyBrazilian Mar-A-Lago Won’t Attract Monkey Shit
Donald Trump Junior has finished construction on his father’s mansion in Brazil, near the Amazon jungle. There, daily shipments of coke, meth, some weird frog poison that makes you high, and any other drugs he can get through his family’s South Ameri…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Is 10 Times More Popular Than Her Sister-in-Law Kate Middleton
MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - L.A. Watchdog Witnesser reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, reports that thanks to the very popular Netflix documentary, "Harry and Meghan," Meghan Markle has just become 10 times more popular than her sister-in-law Kate…
Read full storyLionel Messi Bobblehead Doll Is The Biggest Seller At The World Cup Games
QATAR - (Sports Satire) - The Lionel Messi Bobblehead Doll is the top selling doll at the 2022 World Cup games. The Messi doll surpassed the bobblehead dolls of Cristiano Ronaldo, Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe, Neymar, Kevin De Bruyne, Luka Modric, Pe…
Read full storyChina Buys The Scottish Adult Website eBeaver.sex
INVERNESS, Scotland - (Satire News) - Well the UK has made world-wide news again, and this time it is not about the schilling devaluation, Brexit, the prime minister, the rugby improprieties, Piers Morgan, knock-off Scottish kilts, the Crumpets Scand…
Read full storyMarjorie Greene Ordered a Space Laser to Fire at the Gazpacho Police on Jan. 6th. It Missed the Target
Washington - Capitol Police confirmed today that U.S. Representative and intellectually/mentally challenged Georgia politician Marjorie Taylor Greene did in fact join the rioters at the Capitol on January 6th. The congresswoman ordered the Oath Keep…
Read full storyIndonesia Passes a 'No-Sex-Outside Marriage' Law
Several news sources report on the new Indonesia 'No Sex outside Marriage' law. Basically no Adultery by married people. Imagine if England had such a law - half of Parliament in Jail - and the House of Lords decimated. But not to worry if yo…
Read full storyFour Year old still scared by the concept of Santa
Four-year-old Noah is still scared of the concept of Santa Claus. Although, as always Noah has been a good boy, he still doesn't like the concept of a man he has never met giving him a present for no reason. 'It just seems a bit silly to me' Noah…
Read full storyPub Band is playing Last Christmas by Wham for the Seventh time
Pub rock band Oily and the Blanchmange have now played Last Christmas by Wham for the seventh time Even the jazz-tinged saxophonist Tim Dewberry-Sprocket is getting sick of it. 'I know it is a classic Christmas song' bewailed Tim 'but our singe…
Read full storyBig Pete and His Hollywood Ho-Ho-Hos
Contracts have been signed! Hollywood eats its own! Agree to do it or you’ll never work in this town again! Pete Davidson now has to fuck and/or date for a couple weeks EVERY ACTRESS in Hollywood. A-list first, then he will move onto B and then C…
Read full storyKey West, Florida Has Just Banned Republican Tourists
KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - The Key West city council has just announced that effective immediately anyone who is a member of the Republican party will not be allowed to visit the City in the Middle of the Gulf of Mexico. According to Papa…
Read full storyA North Korean Plane Flies Over Seattle and Instantly Gets Blasted To Hell
SEATTLE - (Satire News) - US information guru Andy Cohen reveals that the government is trying to keep it on the down low, but a North Korean small plane flew into US airspace near Seattle. The plane a Consolidated Cesna PQ-9 was reportedly carryi…
Read full storyTrump Does It Again - He Falls Asleep During One of His Campaign Rallies
CRAPOLA CREEK, Alabama - (Satire News) - Several news agencies are reporting that "Toxic Trump," has done it again. The racist shithead has fallen asleep right in the middle of one of his 'waste of time' campaign rally speeches. This time the oran…
Read full storyIndia has Trash and Garbage Dumps that Can Be Seen from Outer Space
According to News articles - India, has a huge growing population and no Birth Control of any kind - (not even birth control pills). So, it has the largest trash and garbage piles on the planet. Huge numbers of people generate huge amounts of trash.
Read full storyNothing but the lake – Loch Ness
SCOTLAND – (Satire News) – The reason why Scottish independence is being pushed for is much simpler than one might think. Why this is so, one may ask. Here we tell you the secret about it. The reason is a large clean lake in Scotland. It is commo…
Read full storyStop Comparing me to Richard Madeley, says Alan Partridge
Norfolk's most famous DJ, Alan Partridge is said to be sick of the constant comparisons he faces to lovable TV personality Richard Madeley. 'It is a bit irritating, to say the least' said Alan. 'If it was because of the fact that we are both popul…
Read full storyThe United Kingdom's Sexy Cheryl Cole Wants To Be Prime Minister and She States That Her Haters Can All (J.O)
LONDON - (Satire News) - Brit spitfires Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell both agree that there is no one more qualified to lead Great Britain than the sensuously attractive songstress Cheryl Cole. Cheeza as she is called by nearly everyone except her…
Read full storyLeBron James To Star As a Civil War Slave In Hell On Wheels
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The greatest basketball player on the planet has just signed to appear on the hit western TV series "Hell on Wheels." L.A. Lakers superstar Lebron James will be guest starring on an upcoming episode of the hit show, whi…
Read full storySnowflake complaining about snowflakes
Woke Snowflake Tuppence Halfpenny has been complaining about literal snowflakes. 'I know it is December, but why does it snow? I need to go out, and it will ruin my nice new coat'. Actual snowflake Gareth Williamson said 'Do you think we want t…
Read full storyA Famous World Cup Announcer Arrested For Cussing On The Air
QATAR - (World Cup Satire) - Global Source News Agency writer Topeka Joplin, who is covering the World Cup Finals, has broken the story that one of the top soccer sports announcers in the world has been arrested for cussing on a live mic. The anno…
Read full storyMan who watched the Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas special will not sleep for another three months
After watching this year's Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special, Gary Johnson has told his wife Lorraine that he will not sleep for another three months. 'I have to keep Lorraine and Thomas safe' said Gary 'I watched the first five minutes and I fel…
Read full storyThe Star of Hell On Wheels, Anson Mount, Is Dating Taylor Swift
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town (aka Celluloid City) is that the star of the hit TV western "Hell on Wheels" Anson Mount is dating pop songstress Taylor Swift. An aide for Tay Tay confirmed that the tall, lanky, sexy blo…
Read full storyTilly the Traveler Visits Russia - Too Many Toasts with Vodka
Dangerous (but Safe) Senior Travel decided to send me to St. Petersburg. I learned a little Russian and took a picture with me of my Russian Grandmother. St. Petersburg is a beautiful city in West Russia near Helsinki, Finland - with lots of par…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Demands That His Two Bickering Sons Stop Feuding Like The Hatfields and McCoys
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Lighthouse Press News reports that England's King Charles III, is fed up with the constant, on-going bickering between his two sons, Prince William and Prince Harry. According to LPN's Skippy Viperwater, Chas ha…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Galaxy Defeats The Manchester United Red Devils
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti covered the soccer game between the Galaxy of L.A and the Red Devils of Manchester. She said that right away the team from Cali scored a goal after the Man U goalie tripped on his…
Read full storyEurope's #1 Adult Website Is F*ck.sex
BERLIN, Germany - (Satire News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed that the popular sexually explicit adult website known as F*ck.sex is the most popular adult website in all of Europe. The site recently received the coveted…
Read full storyThe Louisiana Teacher Who Has The Prettiest Pussy In The State Has Just Been Hired By Victoria's Secret
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - (Satire News) - The Veni Vidi Vici News Agency has just announced that the Louisiana 2nd grade teacher who was voted "The Teacher With The Prettiest Pussy" has resigned her teaching position. Writer Lexus Jo Dix spoke with…
Read full storyWoman's Weird-Ass Fetish of Smelling Her Knees Gets Her Fired
NEW NOOKIE, Nebraska - (Satire News) - Relatives, friends, and co-workers all warned Clovis Bliggenfaxer, 31, that she really needed to see a therapist about her amazingly unusual knee fetish. Clovis said that when she was 17, she was told by a pe…
Read full storyThieves Break Into Windsor Castle and Steal a Sword That Belonged To King Arthur
WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - London Daily Informer reporter Benjamin "Big Ben" Viking reports that thieves broke into Windsor Castle and made off with the early 6th century sword of King Arthur. Viking said that Buckingham Palace spokesperso…
Read full storyA Man Is Furious After He Finds a 12-Inch Vibrator in His Wife's Panties Drawer
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo reports that a Wisconsin bartender is one very unhappy camper. De Gallo stated that Migno Millakooni, 39, recently found a 12-inch vibrator in his wife, Zully's un…
Read full storyThe McDonalds Corporation Tells The Fat Ass Donald The Chump Trump To Stop Eating At Their Restaurants
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Reporter Bingo Branch with The Fox News has stated that the Illinois-based McDonalds Corporation has told the Predatorial Racist, Donald J. Erasmus Trump to stop eating at McDonalds restaurants. Branch informed t…
Read full storyPaul McCartney Expresses a Desire To Buy The Manchester United Red Devils
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine senior writer Hercules Confetti has just broken the story that a member of the most successful and greatest band in music history has expressed a desire to purchase the Manchester United soccer t…
Read full storyTrump Claimed $1.8 Million On His 2019 Income Tax Return For Toupees and Combs
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Republican Liz Cheney says that Trump has got to be he biggest, piece of whale shit on the entire planet. Cheney says that not only is the Trumpturd a damn pussy grabbing Nazi, but he is also a tax evader, a draf…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Says Buckingham Palace Is Selling Off One Of Queen Elizabeth's Favorite Crowns
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - King Charles III, recently told the BBC that he has decided to sell one of his mum's (the queen's) favorite stately crowns. The crown was given to the queen back on December 7, 1999, by King Fasula Mashula of Mo…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Says Her New Self-Help Book Deals With The Dreaded Malady Vaginalabiatosis
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has printed that singer, dancer, TV actress Miley Cyrus has written a self-help book titled, "How To Get Rid of The Dreaded 'V' Word Malady - Vaginalabiatosis." WNA writer Dylan Fresco, met…
Read full storyA Very Sexy Transgender Weather Woman Says Trump Texts Her At Least a Dozen Times a Day
WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - (Satire News) - A woman who has been called the sexiest transgender in America, told Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. has fallen in love with her. Donald Jo…
Read full storyLionel Messi and Diego Maradona Both Say They're The Greatest Soccer Player In Argentinian History
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of the Pampas of Argentina state that the two best soccer players in South America are bickering like high school schoolgirls over which one is the best player in Argentina. Lionel…
Read full storyThe NFL Tells FIFA To Stop Calling It "Football" And Replace It With The Name"Soccer"
PARIS, France - (FIFA Satire) - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has just broken the story that Roger Goodell, commissioner of the NFL has instructed the FIFA World Cup Committee to stop using the name "Football" and start referring to it b…
Read full storyUS Drug Agents at Laredo Find $3.6 Billion In Cocaine Hidden In Christmas Ornaments
LAREDO, Texas - (Satire News) - United States Drug Enforcement Administration Agents stationed in Laredo, are reporting one of the biggest cocaine seizures in recent history. DEA spokesperson Grover P. Zander, 42, said that the 4,000 pounds of ref…
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